The Wise Sage delivers another absurd “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling the deceptively simple task of feeding ducks. In true Viz Top Tips style, this humorous guide replaces gentle feeding with chaos, drama, and questionable snack choices—offering a counter-intuitive approach that may leave you followed, judged, or mildly outnumbered.
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Advice of the Day: Sticking to a Diet
The Wise Sage delivers another gloriously unhelpful “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling the challenge of sticking to a diet. With absurd logic, questionable science, and classic Viz Top Tips humour, this guide redefines dieting entirely—offering a surreal, counter-intuitive approach that replaces discipline with denial, distraction, and creative reinterpretation.
Supermarket Jokes
Enjoy a brilliant collection of supermarket jokes packed with everyday humour, shopping mishaps, and classic comedy. From self checkout struggles to trolley troubles, these jokes capture the funny side of grocery shopping. Perfect for sharing, laughing, and recognising the chaos of modern supermarket life with a light hearted twist.
Food Jokes
A collection of classic food jokes featuring well-known humour about cooking, ingredients, and everyday meals. Packed with familiar punchlines and clean comedy, these jokes are perfect for anyone who enjoys light-hearted humour about food and the fun side of eating.
Café Jokes
A tight collection of classic café jokes featuring well-known coffee humour and familiar punchlines. These clean, recognisable jokes are perfect for coffee lovers, baristas, and anyone who understands the importance of a good cup and a well-timed joke.
Bartender Jokes
A classic collection of bartender jokes featuring witty bar humour, clever wordplay, and timeless “man walks into a bar” gags. Perfect for fans of pub jokes, dry humour, and quick one-liners that deliver laughs as smoothly as a well-poured pint.
Quote of the Day: Dining Out
Today’s Quote of the Day from The Sage highlights the true value of eating out: “The bill is forgotten by morning. The company is remembered for years.” A warm and humorous reminder that meals shared with friends are worth far more than their cost, and that good company outlasts every receipt.
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