“One cannot step twice in the same river” Heraclitus I came across this quote for the first time 10 years ago and it has stayed with me ever since. Heraclitus proposes that in life nothing stays the same. If we put our foot in a river, then take it out before returning it again, theContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Change”
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Crime Jokes
Laugh your way through crime capers with our collection of crime jokes! From silly detective one-liners to pun-filled heist humor, these lighthearted quips are perfect for fans of true crime and comedy alike.
Quote of the Day: Great Thoughts
“He who thinks great thoughts, often makes great errors” Martin Heidegger Whilst I agree with Heidegger that the potential is there to over reach, or be over optimistic, I disagree with the sentiment of limiting one’s thoughts to closer horizons! I want to risk the mistakes in order to dream and achieve more? Am IContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Great Thoughts”
Clothing Jokes
Browse our curated collection of clothing jokes filled with stylish puns and fabric-inspired humor. Ideal for sewing fans, fashionistas, and anyone who loves a good wardrobe-related giggle!
Quote of the Day: Marriage
“Marrying means to halve one’s rights and double one’s duties” Arthur Schopenhauer Schopenhauer was a 19th Century philosopher who never married, so perhaps that might explain his take on the subject? He believed that marriage was about continuing the human species and he went on to say: ”what is looked for in marriage is notContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Marriage”
Childish Jokes
Sometimes I tuck my knees up into my chest and lean forward. That’s just the way I roll. I was having an argument with my wife last night and she accused me of being childish. What does she know? She’s just a stinky poo face… Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his dessert? Because heContinue reading “Childish Jokes”
Quote of the Day: Hold your Tongue!
“Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent” Ludwig Wittgenstein If we could all learn to follow Wittgenstein’s advice, I’m sure the world (and social media) would be a better place. It seems today that we are all experts on every subject. So rather than listen and learn when we are ignorant, or notContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Hold your Tongue!”
Car Jokes
It’s probably not safe for me to be driving my car right now. But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before. People laugh at my car because it’s ugly and green. But at least I avocado. I renewed my car insurance over the phone today, and as I was about to hang up theContinue reading “Car Jokes”
Quote of the Day: Fear
“A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears” Michel de Montaigne This is a quote to remind us that the anticipation can be worse than the actuality. Anxiety through fear is suffering in itself. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee forContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Fear”
Quote of the Day: Controlling One’s Destiny.
“Not being able to govern events, I govern myself.” Michel de Montaigne Were it that we could control the weather, the seasons, the people in our lives, or our gods. We can’t. But Montaigne gives a way forward, that is, not to stress about the things we can’t control, but instead focus on that whichContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Controlling One’s Destiny.”
