I’ve got a new joke about an umbrella but I think it might go over people’s heads… I’m looking to hire a Chef who is very frugal with herbs. No thyme wasters please… I Googled the phrase “missing medieval servant”. It came back with “Page not found”. I got a book titled ‘A Guide toContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Wednesday’s wagon of wisecracks …”
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The Sage and his Chihuahua
In a realm of wisdom, a Sage so bright,In a robe of white, his aura alight.With gentle hands, he holds a brush so fine,A pet chihuahua, Marvin, his furry divine. Marvin, the chihuahua, small and spry,With gleaming eyes that twinkle like the sky.A trusted companion, loyal and true,Together they embark on a dental rendezvous. InContinue reading “The Sage and his Chihuahua”
Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tirade of trifles …
Opened a tin of paint and found model figures of King Arthur, Lancelot, and Sir Galahad floating in it. The knights in white satin. I’m appearing in a film being made about Greggs the Bakers. I’ll be playing a small roll. I thought it would be easy to balance a bucket of Tippex on myContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tirade of trifles …”
Advice of the Day: Cats and Bags
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in. This is a proverbial expression that conveys the idea that revealing a secret or sharing confidential information is much simpler and more effortless than trying to undo or reverse the consequences of that disclosure. The phrase uses theContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Cats and Bags”
Thought of the Day: Tucking in
If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt. The statement “If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.” does not make sense. The statement is a logical fallacy called a false dichotomy. A false dichotomy is an argument thatContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Tucking in”
Quote of the Day: Difficulties
“Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labour does the body.” Lucius Annaeus Seneca Lucius Annaeus Seneca, commonly known as Seneca the Younger, was a prominent figure in ancient Rome. He lived from approximately 4 BC to AD 65 and was a philosopher, statesman, and playwright. Seneca was born in Cordoba, Hispania (present-day Spain), and later movedContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Difficulties”
The Sage x-rays his cat
In his little hut, The Old Sage sat,With his faithful feline, a plump and lazy cat,He gazed at her with his wise old eyes,And pondered upon her inner guise. The cat purred contentedly on his lap,As The Sage stroked her fur with a gentle tap,He wondered what secrets lay within,What mysteries hid beneath her skin.Continue reading “The Sage x-rays his cat”
This Day in History: May 16th
Here are ten interesting events that took place on May 16th throughout history: These events represent a diverse range of historical, cultural, and technological milestones that have occurred on May 16th over the years. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and IContinue reading “This Day in History: May 16th”
Joke of the Day: Friday’s freight of festivities …
Went for a check-up and asked the Doctor, “Do you think I’ll live a long and healthy life?” He replied, “I’m not sure, Mercury is in Uranus right now.” I said, “I don’t believe in any of that astrology nonsense!” He replied, “Neither do I. My thermometer just broke.” I once went for a jobContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Friday’s freight of festivities …”
The Sage and the Mouse
There was an old Sage so wise,Who had a friend of a small size,A little mouse, with eyes so bright,Who visited him every night. The Sage would share his cheese,And the mouse would nibble with ease,They’d sit together, side by side,And enjoy the cheese with great pride. The Sage would tell the mouse his tales,OfContinue reading “The Sage and the Mouse”
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