Joke of the Day: Friday’s flagon of funny stuff

Highlighter pens are going to be a real problem one day, mark my words… People thought that Tina Turner had moved into my spare room last weekend but she was simply the guest… Call it a hunch, but I’m pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine. What do you callContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Friday’s flagon of funny stuff”

Joke of the Day: Thursday’s wagon of witticisms

Just started a new employment blowing the whistle at the end of football matches… It’s a full-time job. What do you call a paper airplane that can’t fly? Stationery. Got really emotional this morning at the petrol station, don’t know why, just started filling up. Robin: The batmobile won’t start. Batman: Check the battery. Robin:Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Thursday’s wagon of witticisms”

Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s trunk of tomfoolery

I’ve been diagnosed with a rare type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands. There is no cure. Why don’t French people ever get two or more Easter eggs? Because one egg is always un œuf. I got some new aftershave today that smells like breadcrumbs. The birds love it! Apparently,Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s trunk of tomfoolery”

Advice of the Day: Silence

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. Silence is sometimes the best answer because it can prevent conflict. When we speak, we are often putting our own thoughts and feelings out there for others to see and hear. This can sometimes lead to conflict, especially if our thoughts and feelings are different from thoseContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Silence”

Thought of the Day: Conversations

We all have an endless conversation with ourselves. I believe that we all have an endless conversation with ourselves. This conversation can take many forms, from our inner monologue to our dreams. It is a way for us to process our thoughts, feelings, and experiences. It can be a source of comfort, guidance, and creativity.Continue reading “Thought of the Day: Conversations”