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Quote of the Day: Laughter
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
Nicolas Chamfort
Nicolas Chamfort was an 18th Century French writer who had a rather tragic end to his life during the final throws of the excesses of the French Revolution when after a failed suicide attempt, he was left scarred and in pain for his final days. That said, this quote holds still true, and if we don’t receive the gift of laughter from others, then we must give this gift to ourselves and those around us! TODAY … give that gift!
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Joke of the Day: The Ocean
How deep would the ocean be without sponges?
I spent the morning down at the beach feeding cannabis-laced brownies to the seabirds.
No tern was left unstoned.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore…
Surely that’s the worst possible place to try and sell shells?!
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay they’d be bagels.
I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past.
It was a bit choppy.
Welcome to Sea Life Bingo.
Eyes down for your first number.
Clickety click, dolphin with a stutter.
I enjoyed my first time ever bobbing up and down in the sea yesterday…
It’s been my dream ever since I was a little buoy…
I’m addicted to seaweed.
I must seek kelp.
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Thought of the Day: Transport
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Quote of the Day: Change
“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
Mahatma Gandhi
This quote, for me, is all about ownership. Owning the change that you would like to make and not waiting for others to make it for you. Facillitate, impress, encourage and, if necessary, cajole, but make it happen yourself! And then be the exemplar of that change for others to follow.
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Joke of the Day: Name the Man
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Thought of the Day: Bagpipes
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Joke of the Day: Pets
Bought a new muzzle for my pet duck the other day.
Nothing fancy, but it fits the bill.
My pet snake has just got a job with the Inland Revenue.
He’s a Civil Serpent.
The RSPCA have said I can’t keep my pet dolphin in the bath.
Apparently, it’s not fit for porpoise.
My friend got a pet beaver and has called him Clint.
Clint Eatswood.
I’ve let my pet chimpanzee the login to my Amazon account.
We are prime mates.
Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill.
It’s a little fit bunny.
I decided to trace my pet frogs ancestry…
Turns out he’s part Irish, part British, and a tad Pole.
Frank Sinatra was once asked if he ever kept herons as pets…
“Egrets? I’ve had a few…” he replied.
My son asked me for a pet spider for his birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!
Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
My son’s pet frog broke his leg yesterday.
He was very unhoppy…
I gave my pet bird a haircut, and now he thinks he’s James Bond…
He’s certainly a shorn canary…
I was walking past a pet shop.
A sign on the shop front said ; ‘Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale.’
I didn’t believe they were from the Netherlands so I went into the shop and asked the assistant…‘How Dutch is that moggie in the window?
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Thought of the Day: New Zealand
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Quote of the Day: Infinity and Stupidity
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
Albert Einstein
You’ve got to love this quote! Albert takes a comical swipe at man’s sanity and questions his own theories as a juxtaposition! Brilliant. With war, global warming, dictators, epidemics, and famines I make Albert right …. what do you think?
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