The Sage shares his latest pearl of anti-adventurous wisdom: avoid getting lost by never going anywhere new. A masterclass in staying put and calling it mindfulness, this advice perfectly captures his philosophy of doing less, thinking more, and never needing Google Maps again.
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The Wise Sage Gives His Advice of the Day: “Save on electricity — by sleeping during daylight hours!”
The Sage offers another brilliantly unhelpful tip: save electricity by sleeping through the day! In his quest for thrift and enlightenment, he suggests embracing nocturnal life to avoid daytime bills, neighbours, and responsibility alike. Enlightening, foolish, and entirely impractical — another gem of wisdom from The Sage.
Quote of the Day: Burning Bridges
Helmutt Churchill reminds us that some endings are best celebrated with fire — and food. Today’s quote turns wisdom into a barbecue metaphor, fusing philosophy with sausages.
Quote of the Day: Just be Yourself
Helmutt Churchill questions the popular advice to “be yourself.” In this quote, he reminds us that authenticity should come with a warning label — and maybe a short trial period.
Advice of the Day: Strategic Toast Deployment
The Sage advises bringing toast to difficult conversations. It doesn’t solve anything, but it gives you something to do with your hands while making you appear oddly prepared. Possibly dangerous.
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day: Toasters
The Sage offers today’s advice: “Never trust a man who owns more than three toasters.” Hilariously unhelpful, questionably true, and deeply suspicious of carb-heavy lifestyles.
Thought of the Day: Roll with It
Today’s surreal musing from The Sage: “If bathtubs had wheels, life would be more interesting.” A whimsical reminder that not all thoughts need brakes—or plumbing.
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