Advice of the Day: Disposing of Old Strip Lights

The Wise Sage offers another spectacularly unhelpful Advice of the Day, suggesting that old fluorescent strip lights could be disposed of inside dead snakes. Combining absurd recycling ideas, questionable household ingenuity and classic British humour, this Viz Top Tips-style satire explores the unlikely relationship between unwanted lighting, deceased reptiles and thoroughly bewildered recycling centre staff.