If you have a wombat and a womble, you have everything you need to play wom. How does Dracula find his way around Transylvania? He uses Bat Nav. Crowded elevators smell different to midgets. There’s a new razor designed for dyslexics. It’s the best thing since sliced beard. I was picking up dog poo inContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tired tree trunk of tasteless truffles ….”
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Joke of the Day: Friday’s forlorn fortune of fumbling funnies …
“Does this uniform make me look fat?” Insecurity Guard. I thought my wife was happy to fully repair my jeans. Or at least sew its seams. My wife said if I don’t do page 7 of the Kama sutra she will leave me. It put me in a very difficult position. My Grandad was alwaysContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Friday’s forlorn fortune of fumbling funnies …”
Joke of the Day: Secrets
For the past 20 years, I’ve had a Valentine’s card from a secret admirer. I was sad I didn’t get one this year! First, my gran dies, and now this! I’ve been banned from the Secret Cooking Society… I kept spilling the beans. What was the Soviet Union’s most secretive insect? The Cagey Bee. I’mContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Secrets”
Joke of the Day: Manufacturing
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Dating Jokes
Dive into our witty collection of dating jokes—featuring funny one-liners and humorous takes on first dates, online matches, and romantic stumbles. Perfect for singles, couples, and anyone who enjoys a love‑tinged laugh!
Clothing Jokes
Browse our curated collection of clothing jokes filled with stylish puns and fabric-inspired humor. Ideal for sewing fans, fashionistas, and anyone who loves a good wardrobe-related giggle!
Childish Jokes
Sometimes I tuck my knees up into my chest and lean forward. That’s just the way I roll. I was having an argument with my wife last night and she accused me of being childish. What does she know? She’s just a stinky poo face… Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his dessert? Because heContinue reading “Childish Jokes”
Car Jokes
It’s probably not safe for me to be driving my car right now. But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before. People laugh at my car because it’s ugly and green. But at least I avocado. I renewed my car insurance over the phone today, and as I was about to hang up theContinue reading “Car Jokes”
Astronomy Jokes
My wife’s leaving me because she thinks I’m obsessed with astronomy. What planet is she on? I asked the children at school what they knew about the astronomer Galileo… According to one lad..… ‘He was just a poor boy from a poor family’..… Orions Belt is a big ‘waist of space’… Sorry, very average pun,Continue reading “Astronomy Jokes”
Addiction Jokes
Welcome to our addiction jokes page, where we navigate the often challenging topic of addiction with humor and light-heartedness. Addiction can be a serious and difficult experience for those affected and their loved ones, but sometimes a little laughter can provide a moment of relief and perspective. Through our collection of jokes, we aim to bring some levity to the conversation surrounding addiction while acknowledging the complexities and struggles that individuals may face. Whether you’re looking for a chuckle, a smile, or simply a break from the heaviness of the topic, we invite you to explore our selection of addiction jokes with an open mind and a sense of humor. Remember, laughter can be a powerful tool in fostering connection and understanding, even in the face of challenging circumstances.
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