Shopping Jokes

Advice of the Day: Self-Checkout Survival

The Sage shares essential modern wisdom: when a self-checkout machine asks for help, stay very still. A funny “Advice of the Day” about technology, suspicion, and survival.

Advice of the Day: Queue Wisdom

The Sage shares his shopping wisdom: always join the longest queue because it must be popular. A funny “Advice of the Day” about patience, trust, and collective decision-making.

I went to a general store. They wouldn’t let me buy anything specifically. Do you want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure. I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am. Bought a can of fly sprayContinue reading “Shopping Jokes”