Advice of the Day: “To prove you’re not a spy, begin every conversation by shouting ‘Who are you?!’” A highly questionable tactic from The Sage — use at your own peril.
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Quote of the Day: Leisure is Sacred
Quote of the Day from Professor Gerald Snoozlethorpe: “If the universe wanted us to be productive, it wouldn’t have invented cushions.” A humorous take on rest, purpose, and upholstery.
Advice of the Day: Confident Conversation
Advice of the Day: “If you want to appear confident, just start every sentence with ‘As I told the Archbishop…’” The Sage dishes out absurd British wit for bluffing with style.
Thought of the Day: Existential Furniture
Do chairs have dreams? The Sage wonders if furniture questions its purpose. A whimsical thought about comfort, destiny, and the nobility of shelving.
Thought of the Day: Annual Leave
“My memory is incredible—it’s just that my recall is on annual leave.” The Sage shares a humorous take on forgetfulness and the mysterious workings of the human brain.
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day: Toasters
The Sage offers today’s advice: “Never trust a man who owns more than three toasters.” Hilariously unhelpful, questionably true, and deeply suspicious of carb-heavy lifestyles.
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day: Bees
The Sage advises: “If a swarm of bees chases you, just tell them you’re not a flower.” Utterly useless, completely hilarious, and very much on brand.
Thought of the Day: Roll with It
Today’s surreal musing from The Sage: “If bathtubs had wheels, life would be more interesting.” A whimsical reminder that not all thoughts need brakes—or plumbing.
Quote of the Day: Pirate Philosophy
Today’s quote comes from Roger the Dodger Rudder, pirate philosopher: “Set sail for distant shores and drink deep from life’s barrel.” A rousing call to explore, indulge, and live large.
Quote of the Day: Chemistry of Curiosity
Today’s quote is from Sidney Solution, a legendary chemistry teacher with a flair for experiments: “Experiment often; you never know what might react.” A combustible mix of wisdom and curiosity.
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