“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.” Doris Smith Doris Buchanan Smith was a 20th Century American author who wrote “A Taste of Blackberries”. This quote reminds us of the folly of arguing with people who do not share our knowledge on a subject. It should be enough to know we are right withoutContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Fools”
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Joke of the Day: Police
The police suspected that my daughter accidentally burnt our house down. But it was arson. A lorry load of Brillo pads was stolen last night. Police are currently scouring the area… A lorry carrying onions has shed its load all over the M1. Police are advising motorists to find a hard shoulder to cry on.Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Police”
Thought of the Day: Fish
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Joke of the Day: Restaurants
Asked in a local restaurant how they prepare their chickens. Chap said, “We just tell them straight that they’re going to die”. I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager said: “Do you mind waiting a bit?” I said “No.” “Good” he said. “Take these drinks to table 7.” I had a meal lastContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Restaurants”
Thought of the Day: Hot Dog
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Quote of the Day: Wisdom
“Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.” Plato Plato was a 4th Century BC greek philosopher who had a long life, thought to have died at about the age of 80. He was a prolific writer and this site could be more than filled with hisContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Wisdom”
Joke of the Day: Dark
I’m in so much debt, I can’t afford to pay my electric bill. These are the darkest days of my life. I don’t like to talk about my years spent working as a cinema usher. I was in a dark place at the time. A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. An optimist sees light atContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Dark”
Thought of the Day: Poison
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Joke of the Day: Hands
Why shouldn’t you shake hands with Tigger? Because he plays with Pooh. My Mum’s sister keeps taking the law into her own hands… She’s a vigilauntie. I recently went to a seance hosted by Neil Diamond… Hands, touching hands, reaching out… 6.30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down. I’m glad I knowContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Hands”
Thought of the Day: Sunday
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