For the past 20 years, I’ve had a Valentine’s card from a secret admirer. I was sad I didn’t get one this year! First, my gran dies, and now this! I’ve been banned from the Secret Cooking Society… I kept spilling the beans. What was the Soviet Union’s most secretive insect? The Cagey Bee. I’mContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Secrets”
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Quote of the Day: Character
“If you want to know a person’s true character, observe how he treats those who don’t matter.” Matshona Dhliwayo Matshona Dhliwayo is a Zimbabwean-born author, entrepreneur, philosopher, and philanthropist. He is known for his inspirational and motivational quotes and writings, which have gained popularity on social media platforms such as Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. DhliwayoContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Character”
Thought of the Day: Pop Tarts
The banana used to be the food that most looked like a phone. Now it’s the pop tart. The Pop-Tart is a brand of toaster pastry that was first introduced by the Kellogg Company in 1964. The pastry consists of a filling, usually, fruit or chocolate, sandwiched between two thin rectangular layers of pastry dough,Continue reading “Thought of the Day: Pop Tarts”
This Day in History: March 14th
Here are 10 significant events that have occurred on March 14th throughout history: 44 BC – Julius Caesar is assassinated by members of the Roman Senate. 1794 – Eli Whitney patents the cotton gin, revolutionizing the cotton industry. 1879 – Albert Einstein, the German theoretical physicist, and mathematician is born in Ulm, Germany. 1900 –Continue reading “This Day in History: March 14th”
This Day in History: March 13th
Here are ten significant events that have occurred on this day in history: 624 – Battle of Badr: Muslims under Prophet Muhammad defeat the Meccans, marking the first major battle in Islam. 1781 – William Herschel discovers Uranus, the seventh planet from the sun. 1865 – American Civil War: Union forces under General William T.Continue reading “This Day in History: March 13th”
Advice of the Day: Diets
It is not a good idea to tell your partner that their diet is not working for a few reasons. Firstly, it can be hurtful and demotivating to your partner. Dieting and weight loss can be sensitive and personal issues, and telling someone that their efforts are not paying off can be discouraging and damagingContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Diets”
Quote of the Day: Wisdom
“True wisdom is like an ocean; the deeper you go the greater the treasures you’ll find.” Matshona Dhliwayo Matshona Dhliwayo is a Zimbabwean-Canadian author, philosopher, and entrepreneur. He was born in Zimbabwe in 1979 and later moved to Canada, where he currently resides. He is best known for his inspirational quotes and books on personalContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Wisdom”
Joke of the Day: Dead Funny
Where are dead computer hackers buried? In decrypt. I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself this is the last thing I need. At weddings, old people always poke me and say you’ll be next! It’s so annoying!… so.. I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals. I was at aContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Dead Funny”
Thought of the Day: Winter
Winter is the only season you experience twice a year. The longest winter on Earth lasts for around six months in the interior of the continent of Antarctica. The winter in Antarctica starts in March and ends in September, during which the sun never rises and the temperatures remain extremely low. In the coastal regionsContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Winter”
The Sage at the Disco
A wise old Sage was dancing at a discoIn a way that was quite comical and slowHis moves were not too fancyBut he was still the life of the party He may have been a little out of his ageBut he shook his body and let out The SageHe moved in circles and shuffled hisContinue reading “The Sage at the Disco”
