Never do a whole job when a half job will do. Is this really good advice? … Well …. The statement “Never do a whole job when a half job will do” could be interpreted in different ways, so whether or not it’s good advice depends on the context. In some cases, doing only halfContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Half a Job”
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Thought of the Day: Vision
When you close both eyes you see black, but when you close one you don’t see half black. When you close both eyes, the photoreceptors in your eyes are not receiving any light, so you perceive blackness. When you close one eye, the other eye is still receiving light and sending signals to your brain,Continue reading “Thought of the Day: Vision”
The Sage sweeps the Chimney
A wise old Sage with hair so white,In robes as pure as morning light,Swept his chimney day and night,To keep his hearth alight and bright. With eyes that shone like shining stars,He tended to his home with care,For in its warmth and light and cheer,He found contentment waiting there. He swept the chimney with aContinue reading “The Sage sweeps the Chimney”
Writing Jokes
Welcome to Writer’s Wit, your go-to place for the funniest jokes about the trials and tribulations of writing! Whether you’re a novelist, journalist, blogger, or simply someone who enjoys the written word, we’ve got the perfect jokes to tickle your funny bone. From the quirks of grammar to the woes of writer’s block, our collection celebrates the humor in every writer’s journey. Dive in and enjoy a good laugh as you relate to the comical side of crafting prose and poetry!
Quote of the Day: Greatness
“If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.” Napoleon Hill Napoleon Hill was an American author and speaker best known for his book “Think and Grow Rich”, which is one of the best-selling books of all time. Hill was an early proponent of the power of positive thinking and self-motivationContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Greatness”
The Sage and the Birthday Cake
A wise old Sage with wrinkles deep,Sat by a cake with candles lit,With gentle breath he blew them out,And shared the secrets of his wit. His eyes like jewels, sparkling bright,He spoke of life, love and fate,Of how to find true happiness,And how in life to navigate. He spoke of hope and peace and grace,AndContinue reading “The Sage and the Birthday Cake”
Advice of the Day: Breakfast
It’s very expensive to eat 3 times a day. Wake up later, miss breakfast, and save money. It is commonly believed that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, as it provides the energy and nutrients needed to start the day on the right foot after a night of fasting. Eating a nutritiousContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Breakfast”
Thought of the Day: Daydreams
Can you daydream at night? A daydream is more of an idle thought or fantasy that takes place during the day, while a night dream is a vivid, often surreal dream that occurs during sleep. Here are some interesting facts on daydreaming: Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buyContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Daydreams”
The Sage and The Wrestling Monkey
A wise old man, with wisdom sage,once met a monkey in a wrestling cage.The monkey fierce, and muscle bound,was ready for the fight, to astound. The Sage approached him with a smile,“Monkey, why do you grapple and pile?Is it for fame, or wealth, the wish to devour?Or is there something else you empower?” The monkeyContinue reading “The Sage and The Wrestling Monkey”
Joke of the Day: Friends
Just changed my Facebook name to ‘benefits’ so when you add me it says ‘You are now friends with benefits’. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realised that toucan play at that game. An inventor shows his friend the first knife ever. His friend says, “Wow! That’sContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Friends”
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