All skiing is water skiing.
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Advice of the Day: Forgiveness
Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
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Quote of the Day: Responsibility
“The price of greatness is responsibility.”
Winston Churchill
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill[a] served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom twice, from 1940 to 1945 during the Second World War, and again from 1951 to 1955. This quote is a reminder to all in power that leadership (especially of a community or country) is service, and through service, a leader must surrender into servitude. A good leader is thus, first and foremost, a servant of the state. Does the leader of your community, state, or country pass this test?
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Joke of the Day: Hair
At The Sage Page, we believe that laughter is the best styling gel—holding everything together with a touch of fun and flair. Our Hair Jokes section is designed not only to entertain but also to connect hair lovers from all walks of life. Whether you’re dealing with the woes of split ends, celebrating a fabulous new haircut, or simply need a quick pick-me-up, our jokes are here to brighten your day. So, sit back, relax, and let our hair-raising humor bring a smile to your face. After all, a good laugh is always in style!
I missed the World Hairdressing Championships on TV last night.
Does anyone know if they’re showing highlights?
I used to know a baker who had red hair.
He was a ginger bread man.
I asked the hairdresser if she ever gave a henna rinse.
She said, “No, but I once gave a duck a bath”.
Why do so many people with laser hair want to get it removed?
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it…
Dad, did you get a hair cut?
No I got them all cut.
Just had my car waxed.
No idea how it gets so hairy…
I’ve been invited to a hair-washing party…
I can’t think of an excuse not to go?!
Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?
He conditioned it.
As a kid I wasn’t a fan of facial hair.
But then it started to grow on me.
I once dated a girl with fiery red hair and a pale white thin body.
We met on match.com
It’s Jamaican hairstyle day at work tomorrow.
I’m already dreading it…
I just witnessed a fight between an auctioneer and a hairdresser…
They were going at it hammer and tongs…
My teenage daughter can’t decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer.
I guess she’ll have to flip a coin. Heads or tales.
I gave my pet bird a haircut, and now he thinks he’s James Bond…
He’s certainly a shorn canary…
My mate Gary lost all his hair in a freak accident at the biscuit factory.
Garibaldi.
I saw an advert saying “Hairpieces from £5”.
I thought, “That’s a small price toupee”.
And there’s more ….
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Thought of the Day: Lobsters
Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
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Advice of the Day: Sex
Don’t have sex after chopping jalapenos.
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Joke of the Day: Magic
I knew I was destined to be a psychologist, not a magician when I pulled a habit out of a rat.
I come from a family of entertainers, my dad was a failed magician. I’ve also got two half-sisters
I’ve started using garlic in my magic act.
First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them all together with some Parmesan and olive oil.
Then… hey… pesto!
For my next magic trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap.
Drum roll please…
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call a magical bra?
An abracadabra.
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
He went down the road and turned into a field.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hoodini.
I showed a mime a magic trick.
He was speechless.
Son, remember these two magic words. They will open up the doors in your life:
Push and Pull.
How many magicians does it take to do magic?
Just one will do the trick.
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Thought of the Day: Earthquakes
If there was an earthquake on another planet is it still an earthquake?
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Advice of the Day: Defence
If any guy tries to hurt you, tell him you have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi.
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Quote of the Day: Rainbow
“Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.“
Maya Angelou
Marguerite Annie Johnson was an American memoirist, popular poet, and civil rights activist. This is a joyful and positive quote that reminds us that no matter how deep the depression is around us (in others and ourselves), we can still be the light to lift the gloom.
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