I’ve got a friend who is an electrician and a part-time detective… We call him Sherlock Ohms. My neighbour said she would lend me her waterproof canvas sheets for my camping holiday this Bank Holiday weekend. Ta Pauline. Someone told me to try horse manure on my rhubarb. I have to say, I still preferContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Sunday’s suitcase of sprightly shenanigans”
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Wednesday’s wagon of wisecracks …
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Ladies, some advice, if he doesn’t appreciate fruit puns… You need to let that mango. I used to go out with a girl called Lyndsey Doyle… She smelt like a cricket bat. After all these years, I’m finally ready to confess. I let the dogs out. Science reveals that…
Friday’s facile fanfare of fake fairwells ….
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Hey, I may have Alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.. I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day in my fort. Just come back from the London Marathon after-race party… I was hoping to see lots of famous celebrities, but…
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Thursday’s tidal wave of trifle
Here’s some jokes for Thursday … with my friends that like a drink …
Thursday’s tub of titters.
Thursday’s tub of titters.
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