The Sage shares movie night wisdom: let your friend choose the film, then sigh loudly throughout. A funny “Advice of the Day” about friendship, compromise, and quiet judgement.
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Advice of the Day: Welly Selection
The Sage offers waterproof wisdom: always buy the tallest wellies so the water knows when to stop. A funny “Advice of the Day” about confidence, footwear, and misplaced faith in rubber.
Advice of the Day: Flood Survival
The Sage offers questionable flood advice: lie flat so the water has nowhere to go. A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about floods, confidence, and ignoring common sense.
Quote of the Day: Floods and Humility
Today’s Quote of the Day from The Sage reflects on natural disaster and perspective: “Floods teach humility faster than comfort ever could.” A thoughtful reminder that hardship reveals our limits more clearly than ease, and that respect for nature and one another often emerges only when certainty is washed away.
Advice of the Day: Self-Checkout Survival
The Sage shares essential modern wisdom: when a self-checkout machine asks for help, stay very still. A funny “Advice of the Day” about technology, suspicion, and survival.
Advice of the Day: Price Comparison
The Sage offers optimistic shopping wisdom: if something is reduced, buy two so you save twice. A funny “Advice of the Day” about discounts, logic, and financial creativity.
Advice of the Day: Queue Wisdom
The Sage shares his shopping wisdom: always join the longest queue because it must be popular. A funny “Advice of the Day” about patience, trust, and collective decision-making.
Advice of the Day: Trolley Psychology
The Sage shares his shopping wisdom: always take the biggest trolley so the shopping feels smaller. A funny “Advice of the Day” about perception, psychology, and supermarket self-deception.
Advice of the Day: Professional Standards
The Sage explains true professionalism: a good window cleaner always leaves at least one streak. A funny “Advice of the Day” about expectations, evidence, and human effort.
Advice of the Day: Cold Water Strategy
The Sage shares his swimming wisdom: always wait until everyone else is already in before asking if the water’s cold. A funny “Advice of the Day” about timing, peer pressure, and inevitable discomfort.
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