Laugh at life’s little missteps with our collection of hilarious accident jokes! Perfect for fans of slapstick and silliness, these jokes turn everyday mishaps into comic gold. Ideal for sharing with friends, lightening the mood, or just brightening your day with some safe, side-splitting humour.
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Hilarious Girlfriend Jokes for Fun and Laughter
Discover a hilarious collection of girlfriend jokes that’ll make you laugh out loud. Perfect for sharing with your partner or enjoying a solo chuckle!
Joke of the Day: Races
Just come back from the London Marathon after-race party… I was hoping to see lots of famous celebrities, but all I saw were loads of b listers…
Husband Jokes
Welcome to our rib-tickling corner dedicated to the humorous antics and quirks of husbands! Here, we celebrate the joys, frustrations, and endless entertainment that come with being married to the male half of the species. From classic one-liners to hilarious anecdotes, our collection of husband-themed jokes is sure to have you nodding in agreement, chuckling knowingly, and perhaps even rolling your eyes affectionately. So, whether you’re seeking a moment of comic relief from the daily trials of married life or simply looking to share a laugh with fellow spouses, you’ve come to the right place. Sit back, relax, and prepare to dive into a world of marital mirth!
Joke of the Day: Time
A timeless joke …
Joke of the Day: Friday’s forlorn fortune of fumbling funnies …
“Does this uniform make me look fat?” Insecurity Guard. I thought my wife was happy to fully repair my jeans. Or at least sew its seams. My wife said if I don’t do page 7 of the Kama sutra she will leave me. It put me in a very difficult position. My Grandad was alwaysContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Friday’s forlorn fortune of fumbling funnies …”
Joke of the Day: Wednesday’s waste-strewn wonderland of wanton wit ….
My wife just accused me of looking like someone who doesn’t know how to shave properly… Bloody cheek! I don’t do jokes about small wooden ladders going over dry stone walls, that’s not my style.. First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don’t talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip, or natter about ThesaurusContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Wednesday’s waste-strewn wonderland of wanton wit ….”
Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s torturous triumph of terrible tittle-tattle …
A crow walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “I hope your friends aren’t coming.” “Last time they were here, there was a murder.” I recently ran an ultra marathon in northern Sweden. I realized that I had gone way off course as soon as I crossed the Finnish line. IContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s torturous triumph of terrible tittle-tattle …”
Joke of the Day: Thursday’s truckload of titters ….
I’m tired of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later. What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer! What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind. A magician was driving down theContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Thursday’s truckload of titters ….”
Joke of the Day: Secrets
For the past 20 years, I’ve had a Valentine’s card from a secret admirer. I was sad I didn’t get one this year! First, my gran dies, and now this! I’ve been banned from the Secret Cooking Society… I kept spilling the beans. What was the Soviet Union’s most secretive insect? The Cagey Bee. I’mContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Secrets”
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