The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles modern dating with bold, counter-intuitive strategies designed to eliminate awkward silences and maximise romantic efficiency. A Viz Top Tips–style take on relationships — structured, mildly alarming, and dangerously amusing.
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This Day in History: 26 February 1872 — The Urinal Robbery of Old Street
On 26 February 1872, Horace Crosby and George Dowling were convicted at the Central Criminal Court for violently robbing a wicker-worker in an Old Street urinal. Though they stole only three postcards and papers, the assault led to a sentence of eighteen months’ imprisonment and twenty lashes with the cat.
This Day in History: 25 February 1784 — John Smith and the Harley Street Robbery
On 25 February 1784, John Smith was convicted at the Old Bailey for robbing Francis Franco at pistol-point in Harley Street. Though sentenced to death for stealing over sixty pounds in gold and a watch, his sentence was commuted, and he was transported to America for seven years.
Advice of the Day: Mastering Microwave Cooking
Reduce stress in microwave cooking by setting the timer for one hour and leaving the house. That way, you don’t have to listen to it beep. -The Sage There’s something deeply unsettling about standing in front of a microwave, watching your dinner rotate slowly like a nervous astronaut. The Wise Sage believes this can beContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Mastering Microwave Cooking”
Quote of the Day: Warmth often matters more than certainty
Today’s Quote of the Day from The Sage reflects on comfort and certainty: “A sweater at twilight carries more comfort than certainty ever could.” A gentle reminder that warmth and calm often matter more than rigid answers, especially as the day softens into evening and the world grows quiet.
Quote of the Day: Squandering Brilliance
Today’s Quote of the Day from The Sage reflects on value and humanity: “Brilliance is wasted when you treat people like dolls and life like a shareholders’ meeting.” A sharp yet thoughtful reminder that creativity and wisdom flourish where people are respected — not reduced to roles or metrics.
Advice of the Day: Selfie Geometry
The Sage shares selfie wisdom: hold the camera higher than your expectations. A funny “Advice of the Day” about angles, gravity, and optimistic photography.
This Day in History: 24 February 1790 — James East, William Wilson, and the Black Horse Burglary
On 24 February 1790, James East and William Wilson were tried at the Old Bailey for a night burglary at the Black Horse in Kingsland Road. After breaking through a wall and stealing casks of spirits and china bowls, both men were sentenced to death, while two young women were transported to New South Wales.
This Day in History: 21 February 1787 — Charles Shaw and the Robbery at St Paul’s
On 21 February 1787, Charles Shaw was tried at the Old Bailey for robbing John Hughes near St Paul’s Churchyard. Accused of tripping him and stealing a silver watch worth forty shillings, Shaw was found guilty of highway robbery and executed at Newgate Prison on 26 April 1787.
Advice of the Day: Dog Walking Authority
The Sage shares dog walking wisdom: let the dog choose the route — you’re just there for company. A funny “Advice of the Day” about surrendering control and following the leash.
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