A fun collection of astronaut jokes packed with space puns, cosmic humour, and interstellar wordplay. From rockets to planets, these lighthearted jokes are perfect for kids and adults who love astronomy, science, and clever one-liners that are truly out of this world.
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This Day in History – 26 March 1735
In 1735, George Ward led a violent armed robbery in a Clerkenwell bakehouse, shooting and robbing Thomas Gibson. This Old Bailey case reveals a brutal insider-led burglary, a chilling confession, and the unrepentant final days of a condemned man in Georgian London’s criminal underworld.
Advice of the Day: Sneaking Food into the Cinema
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles sneaking food into the cinema with bold, counter-intuitive strategies involving hidden snacks and supreme confidence. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to avoiding overpriced popcorn is absurd, mischievous, and dangerously amusing.
Quote of the Day: Curiosity and Wisdom
In today’s Quote of the Day, The Sage reflects on certainty and curiosity. What many see as confident wisdom may actually be a lack of openness to new ideas. A thoughtful meditation on questioning, learning, and why true wisdom often begins with the willingness to doubt what we think we know.
Angry Jokes
A witty collection of angry jokes that turn everyday frustration into laughter. From stolen books to rising coffee prices, these clever one-liners prove that anger can be surprisingly funny. Perfect for anyone who enjoys sharp humour, light sarcasm, and finding joy in life’s most irritating moments.
Quote of the Day: Hollow Men
In today’s Quote of the Day, The Sage reflects on power and integrity. Rising in rank through manipulation may create the appearance of success, but without substance it remains hollow. A sharp and thoughtful reminder that true strength comes from character, not coercion or surface-level achievement.
Advice of the Day: Pretending You’re Not In
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the art of pretending you’re not in with a surreal, counter-intuitive strategy: stay hidden at all times. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to avoiding visitors is absurd, paranoid, and dangerously amusing.
This Day in History – 25 March 1797
In 1797, Elizabeth Willoughby was caught smuggling escape tools into Newgate Prison for condemned prisoner William Harper. This Old Bailey case reveals a bold jailbreak plot involving saws, chisels, and deception—offering a vivid glimpse into crime, punishment, and prison life in Georgian London.
Quote of the Day: A Strong Country
In today’s Quote of the Day, The Sage reflects on leadership and nation-building. Decisive words may inspire, but it is the infrastructure of consistent action that truly strengthens a country. A thoughtful reminder that lasting progress depends not on speeches alone, but on the steady work that follows them.
Advice of the Day: Pretending to Listen
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the art of pretending to listen with bold, counter-intuitive techniques for appearing engaged without actually paying attention. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to social survival is clever, absurd, and dangerously effective.
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