Our jaws can only bite upwards. So you can’t actually bite down. Our jaws have evolved to be able to open wide and move up and down to chew food. Because of the shape of our teeth, the jaw is only able to move upwards and cannot move downwards. This means that our jaws areContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Jaws”
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Joke of the Day: Garden
In order to make a relationship work you have to make a lot of sacrifices…. Which is why I keep a large number of goats in my garden. My mate dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water…. I think he meant well. As I suspected, someone has been adding soil toContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Garden”
Quote of the Day: Fear
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” Franklin D. Roosevelt Franklin D. Roosevelt was the 32nd president of the United States, serving from 1933 to 1945. He is often referred to by his initials FDR. He was a central figure in world events during the mid-20th century, leading the United States duringContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Fear”
The Sage builds a House
A wise old Sage with wrinkles deep,Built his house with hands so strong,With wisdom born of many years,He crafted walls that were wide and long. He laid the foundation, firm and true,And raised the roof with skill and care,For in his home he sought to find,A haven from life’s troubles to repair. He sang aContinue reading “The Sage builds a House”
Advice of the Day: Half a Job
Never do a whole job when a half job will do. Is this really good advice? … Well …. The statement “Never do a whole job when a half job will do” could be interpreted in different ways, so whether or not it’s good advice depends on the context. In some cases, doing only halfContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Half a Job”
Thought of the Day: Vision
When you close both eyes you see black, but when you close one you don’t see half black. When you close both eyes, the photoreceptors in your eyes are not receiving any light, so you perceive blackness. When you close one eye, the other eye is still receiving light and sending signals to your brain,Continue reading “Thought of the Day: Vision”
The Sage sweeps the Chimney
A wise old Sage with hair so white,In robes as pure as morning light,Swept his chimney day and night,To keep his hearth alight and bright. With eyes that shone like shining stars,He tended to his home with care,For in its warmth and light and cheer,He found contentment waiting there. He swept the chimney with aContinue reading “The Sage sweeps the Chimney”
Writing Jokes
Welcome to Writer’s Wit, your go-to place for the funniest jokes about the trials and tribulations of writing! Whether you’re a novelist, journalist, blogger, or simply someone who enjoys the written word, we’ve got the perfect jokes to tickle your funny bone. From the quirks of grammar to the woes of writer’s block, our collection celebrates the humor in every writer’s journey. Dive in and enjoy a good laugh as you relate to the comical side of crafting prose and poetry!
Quote of the Day: Greatness
“If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.” Napoleon Hill Napoleon Hill was an American author and speaker best known for his book “Think and Grow Rich”, which is one of the best-selling books of all time. Hill was an early proponent of the power of positive thinking and self-motivationContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Greatness”
The Sage and the Birthday Cake
A wise old Sage with wrinkles deep,Sat by a cake with candles lit,With gentle breath he blew them out,And shared the secrets of his wit. His eyes like jewels, sparkling bright,He spoke of life, love and fate,Of how to find true happiness,And how in life to navigate. He spoke of hope and peace and grace,AndContinue reading “The Sage and the Birthday Cake”
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