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Thought of the Day: Towels

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“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” Mark Twain Mark Twain was the pen name of American author Samuel Langhorne Clemens. He is best known for the novels “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer” and “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn”. This quote needs little by way of explanation. Keep your life simple. OurContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Truth”

Thought of the Day: Orange

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Joke of the Day: Animals

Welcome to our animal jokes page, where we celebrate the wild, the domestic, and everything in between with a menagerie of laughter! From the majestic lion to the humble house cat, from the soaring eagle to the waddling penguin, animals bring joy, wonder, and plenty of comedic moments into our lives. Whether you’re a zoologist, a pet lover, or simply someone who enjoys a good animal pun, our collection of jokes is sure to tickle your funny bone and brighten your day. So sit back, relax, and prepare to roar with laughter as we explore the lighter side of the animal kingdom!

Joke of the Day: Technology

My granddad asked me how to print on his computer. I told him it’s Ctrl-P. He said he hasn’t been able to do that for ages. I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector last night. The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Technology”

Thought of the Day: Soap

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Quote of the Day: Consent

“Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” Eleanor Roosevelt Anna Eleanor Roosevelt was the first lady of the United States from 1933 to 1945 but is best remembered for her work championing human rights. This is a difficult quote for most of us because it is easy to agree with theContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Consent”

Joke of the Day: Supernatural

A wizard asked me to proofread one of his scrolls last week. Actually, it was more of a spell check. My house is being haunted by the ghost of a dead chicken. It’s a poultrygeist. I’ve just found out my wife is really a ghost. To be honest, I had my suspicions from the momentContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Supernatural”

Thought of the Day: Weight

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Flower Jokes

Need a pick-me-up? Explore our vibrant collection of flower jokes, full of punny petals, bloom-filled one-liners, and whimsical wordplay. Perfect for brightening cards, messages, or just planting a smile in someone’s day.