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Thought of the Day: Dogs

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“Necessity is the mother of invention.” Plato 4th Century BC Athenian Plato was not only a philosopher but was also an influential authority on politics, ethics, logic, and mathematics. This quote struck me on how society changes at times of adversity. Although we view most quotes on a macro level, sometimes quotes can be impactiveContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Invention”

Eggs Jokes

Start your day with a smile using our egg-themed joke collection! Featuring yolk jokes, hen puns, and crack-up one-liners, these light-hearted quips are perfect for breakfast banter or adding a punny twist to any day.

Thought of the Day: Friar Tuck’s

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Quote of the Day: Fools

“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.” Doris Smith Doris Buchanan Smith was a 20th Century American author who wrote “A Taste of Blackberries”. This quote reminds us of the folly of arguing with people who do not share our knowledge on a subject. It should be enough to know we are right withoutContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Fools”

Joke of the Day: Police

The police suspected that my daughter accidentally burnt our house down. But it was arson. A lorry load of Brillo pads was stolen last night. Police are currently scouring the area… A lorry carrying onions has shed its load all over the M1. Police are advising motorists to find a hard shoulder to cry on.Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Police”

Thought of the Day: Fish

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Joke of the Day: Restaurants

Asked in a local restaurant how they prepare their chickens. Chap said, “We just tell them straight that they’re going to die”. I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager said: “Do you mind waiting a bit?” I said “No.” “Good” he said. “Take these drinks to table 7.” I had a meal lastContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Restaurants”

Thought of the Day: Hot Dog

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Quote of the Day: Wisdom

“Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.” Plato Plato was a 4th Century BC greek philosopher who had a long life, thought to have died at about the age of 80. He was a prolific writer and this site could be more than filled with hisContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Wisdom”