The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles modern dating with bold, counter-intuitive strategies designed to eliminate awkward silences and maximise romantic efficiency. A Viz Top Tips–style take on relationships — structured, mildly alarming, and dangerously amusing.
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Advice of the Day: Mastering Microwave Cooking
Reduce stress in microwave cooking by setting the timer for one hour and leaving the house. That way, you don’t have to listen to it beep. -The Sage There’s something deeply unsettling about standing in front of a microwave, watching your dinner rotate slowly like a nervous astronaut. The Wise Sage believes this can beContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Mastering Microwave Cooking”
Advice of the Day: Selfie Geometry
The Sage shares selfie wisdom: hold the camera higher than your expectations. A funny “Advice of the Day” about angles, gravity, and optimistic photography.
Advice of the Day: Dog Walking Authority
The Sage shares dog walking wisdom: let the dog choose the route — you’re just there for company. A funny “Advice of the Day” about surrendering control and following the leash.
Advice of the Day: Valentine’s Card Courage
The Sage shares bold Valentine’s Day advice: choose the card that makes you slightly nervous. A funny “Advice of the Day” about romance, risk, and dangerous stationery.
Advice of the Day: Romantic Escalation
The Sage offers bold Valentine’s advice: ask what their ex used to buy — then go bigger. A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about romance, competition, and risky confidence.
Advice of the Day: Holiday Planning
The Sage offers travel wisdom: choose your holiday destination based on how little you want to pack. A funny “Advice of the Day” about suitcases, stress, and sensible laziness.
Advice of the Day: Drunkenness Denial
The Sage offers practical drinking wisdom: if you feel drunk, sit very still and blame the chair. A funny “Advice of the Day” about denial, balance, and misplaced responsibility.
Advice of the Day: Evening Decision-Making
The Sage offers practical evening wisdom: choose what to have for tea based on how tired you are, not how hungry. A funny “Advice of the Day” about exhaustion, realism, and dinner decisions.
Advice of the Day: Movie Night Diplomacy
The Sage shares movie night wisdom: let your friend choose the film, then sigh loudly throughout. A funny “Advice of the Day” about friendship, compromise, and quiet judgement.
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