Advice of the Day: Saving Time at Breakfast

The Wise Sage tackles morning efficiency with another spectacularly unhelpful “Advice of the Day.” Why waste time eating breakfast and brushing your teeth separately when you can do both at once? Featuring toothpaste-covered toast, toothbrush cereal spoons and minty cornflakes, this absurd Viz Top Tips-style guide takes multitasking somewhere it really shouldn’t go.