The Wise Sage tackles morning efficiency with another spectacularly unhelpful “Advice of the Day.” Why waste time eating breakfast and brushing your teeth separately when you can do both at once? Featuring toothpaste-covered toast, toothbrush cereal spoons and minty cornflakes, this absurd Viz Top Tips-style guide takes multitasking somewhere it really shouldn’t go.
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Advice of the Day: Sticking to a Diet
The Wise Sage delivers another gloriously unhelpful “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling the challenge of sticking to a diet. With absurd logic, questionable science, and classic Viz Top Tips humour, this guide redefines dieting entirely—offering a surreal, counter-intuitive approach that replaces discipline with denial, distraction, and creative reinterpretation.
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