The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles pretending to be on the phone with bold, counter-intuitive techniques for avoiding awkward conversations. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide to social escape is clever, absurd, and dangerously effective.
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Quote of the Day: Understanding Ourselves
In today’s Quote of the Day, The Sage reflects on our desire for understanding. Many of us feel judged by an invisible jury, yet what we truly yearn for is to be seen and accepted as we are. A gentle meditation on authenticity, self-awareness, and the human need for genuine connection.
This Day in History: 2 April 1788
n 1788, tailor David Clary was convicted of deliberately setting fire to his own home in London—triggering a blaze that endangered neighbouring properties. With no direct witnesses, the case relied entirely on circumstantial evidence, revealing one of the earliest and most striking examples of suspected insurance fraud.
Retirement Jokes
Enjoy a fun collection of retirement jokes filled with light hearted humour about life after work. From endless free time to forgetting the day of the week, these jokes capture the joys of retirement. Perfect for sharing, relaxing, and celebrating the freedom and funny moments that come with leaving the workplace behind.
Old People Jokes
Enjoy a light hearted collection of old people jokes filled with classic humour, ageing gags, and relatable moments. From forgetfulness to creaky joints, these jokes celebrate growing older with a smile. Perfect for sharing, laughing, and embracing the funny side of age with gentle, timeless comedy for everyone to enjoy.
100+ One-Liner Jokes
Enjoy a huge collection of 100 plus one liner jokes packed with quick wit, classic humour, and clever wordplay. These short jokes deliver instant laughs without long setups, making them perfect for sharing and remembering. Ideal for anyone who loves sharp comedy and fast punchlines that always hit the mark.
Office Jokes
Enjoy a brilliant collection of office jokes packed with workplace humour, meeting mishaps, and email chaos. From printers to colleagues, these jokes capture the everyday reality of office life with a light hearted twist. Perfect for sharing, procrastinating, and laughing your way through another day at the office.
Work Jokes
Enjoy a hilarious collection of work jokes filled with office humour, job frustrations, and classic comedy. From lazy Mondays to endless meetings, these jokes capture the reality of working life with a light hearted twist. Perfect for sharing, procrastinating, and laughing your way through the daily grind at work.
Television Jokes
Enjoy a brilliant collection of television jokes filled with classic humour, binge watching gags, and remote control mishaps. From late night viewing to channel surfing chaos, these jokes capture the funny side of TV life. Perfect for sharing, relaxing, and laughing at our collective obsession with screens and endless programmes.
Supermarket Jokes
Enjoy a brilliant collection of supermarket jokes packed with everyday humour, shopping mishaps, and classic comedy. From self checkout struggles to trolley troubles, these jokes capture the funny side of grocery shopping. Perfect for sharing, laughing, and recognising the chaos of modern supermarket life with a light hearted twist.
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