Today’s Quote of the Day from The Sage captures the true start of the weekend: “The weekend starts the moment you stop pretending to be productive.” A witty reminder that rest begins with honesty, and that productivity often fades long before the clock says it’s allowed to.
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Advice of the Day: Drunkenness Denial
The Sage offers practical drinking wisdom: if you feel drunk, sit very still and blame the chair. A funny “Advice of the Day” about denial, balance, and misplaced responsibility.
This Day in History: 6 February 1806 — Thomas Crumpton and the Stolen Copper
On 6 February 1806, Thomas Crumpton stood trial at the Old Bailey for stealing copper and metal goods worth just over a pound. Found guilty, he was sentenced to twelve months in the House of Correction and fined one shilling, highlighting how minor thefts were punished in Georgian London.
This Day in History: 5 February 1808 — Edward Westbrooke and the Stolen Cotton
On 5 February 1808, London’s highest criminal court, the Old Bailey, heard the case of Edward Westbrooke, who stood accused of stealing hundreds of printed cotton handkerchiefs and other textiles — goods of considerable value in the commercial heart of Georgian England. His trial, conviction and ultimate fate reveal much about how property, punishment andContinue reading “This Day in History: 5 February 1808 — Edward Westbrooke and the Stolen Cotton”
Quote of the Day: The Aftermath of a Meal
Today’s Quote of the Day from The Sage reflects on food, company, and the aftermath of a good meal: “You can tell how good a meal was by how long the washing-up is avoided.” A warm, humorous reminder that enjoyment often leaves evidence — and that some moments are worth delaying practicality for.
Advice of the Day: Evening Decision-Making
The Sage offers practical evening wisdom: choose what to have for tea based on how tired you are, not how hungry. A funny “Advice of the Day” about exhaustion, realism, and dinner decisions.
Advice of the Day: Movie Night Diplomacy
The Sage shares movie night wisdom: let your friend choose the film, then sigh loudly throughout. A funny “Advice of the Day” about friendship, compromise, and quiet judgement.
Quote of the Day: January asks far more than it gives
Today’s Quote of the Day from The Sage captures the spirit of January: “January is not a month — it’s a test of endurance.” A wry, thoughtful reflection on patience, resilience, and getting through the slowest stretch of the year when motivation is low and daylight feels distant.
Advice of the Day: Welly Selection
The Sage offers waterproof wisdom: always buy the tallest wellies so the water knows when to stop. A funny “Advice of the Day” about confidence, footwear, and misplaced faith in rubber.
This Day in History: 29 January 1695 — Jeane Bates and the Stolen Plate
On 29 January 1695, Jeane Bates, using a false name, stole silver plate and household goods from her employer Peter Courtney. Tried at the Old Bailey, she was identified as a repeat offender, found guilty of felony, falsely claimed pregnancy, and was executed at Tyburn. Her case reveals the harsh punishment for servant theft in seventeenth-century London.
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