The Wise Sage returns with another hilarously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the delicate art of spending holidays with relatives. With bold, counter-intuitive strategies for avoiding awkward conversations and family arguments, this Viz Top Tips–style guide to holiday gatherings is absurd, mischievous, and dangerously amusing.
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Advice of the Day: Catching a Train
The Wise Sage delivers another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling the stress of catching a train. With bold, counter-intuitive strategies for securing a seat and asserting platform dominance, this Viz Top Tips–style take on public transport is structured, absurd, and dangerously amusing.
Advice of the Day: Modern Dating
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles modern dating with bold, counter-intuitive strategies designed to eliminate awkward silences and maximise romantic efficiency. A Viz Top Tips–style take on relationships — structured, mildly alarming, and dangerously amusing.
Advice of the Day: Mastering Microwave Cooking
Reduce stress in microwave cooking by setting the timer for one hour and leaving the house. That way, you don’t have to listen to it beep. -The Sage There’s something deeply unsettling about standing in front of a microwave, watching your dinner rotate slowly like a nervous astronaut. The Wise Sage believes this can beContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Mastering Microwave Cooking”
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day…Thoughts.
Today’s Sage Advice: “If you have a problem, just try not thinking about it.” Sound logic or absolute chaos? Only on The Sage Page.
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