Today’s Quote of the Day from The Sage highlights the true value of eating out: “The bill is forgotten by morning. The company is remembered for years.” A warm and humorous reminder that meals shared with friends are worth far more than their cost, and that good company outlasts every receipt.
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The Wise Sage Gives His Advice of the Day: “Save on electricity — by sleeping during daylight hours!”
The Sage offers another brilliantly unhelpful tip: save electricity by sleeping through the day! In his quest for thrift and enlightenment, he suggests embracing nocturnal life to avoid daytime bills, neighbours, and responsibility alike. Enlightening, foolish, and entirely impractical — another gem of wisdom from The Sage.
The Night Before: 22 October 1781 — The Thief in the Alehouse
On the night of 22 October 1781, John Tucker stole a silver watch from a fellow drinker in a London alehouse. Tried at the Old Bailey two days later, he was transported for seven years. This vivid retelling captures the perils of alehouse friendship and Georgian justice.
Car Jokes
Hit the highway with our hilarious collection of car jokes! Ideal for car enthusiasts and daily commuters alike, these witty one-liners and auto puns will keep the laughter rolling.