“Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.” Eleanor Roosevelt Anna Eleanor Roosevelt was the first lady of the United States from 1933 to 1945 but is best remembered for her work championing human rights. This quote is somewhat self-explanatory but it is probably more relevant today than at any otherContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Great Minds”
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Joke of the Day: Money
Never give a donation to anyone collecting for a marathon. They’ll take the money and run. Rabbit hutch salesmen. They’ll give you a run for your money… In the betting shop and my friend told me to put all my money on a horse named Landfill.. Turns out it was a rubbish tip. My farmerContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Money”
Thought of the Day: Lies
If a liar tells you they are lying, are they lying or telling the truth? Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)
Advice of the Day: Whispers
Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)
Quote of the Day: Truth
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it.” George Orwell Eric Arthur Blair was a 20th Century author who wrote using the pen name George Orwell. He is best known for the novels “Animal Farm” and “Nineteen Eighty-Four”. This quote puts me in mind of Col.Continue reading “Quote of the Day: Truth”
Birthday Jokes
Brighten up the birthday party with our collection of birthday jokes! Packed with clever puns and witty one-liners, these jokes are perfect for cards, speeches, or celebrating friends and family of all ages.
Thought of the Day: Strangers
If we never talked to strangers we would never have friends. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)
Advice of the Day: Chickens
Only chickens accomplish something by sitting on their butts. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)
Quote of the Day: Age
“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” C.S. Lewis Clive Staples Lewis was a 20th Century British author and Anglican lay theologian best known for his series of books “The Chronicles of Narnia”. Many of us will start 2023 with a New Year’s Resolution or two, onlyContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Age”
Joke of the Day: Help
Last night I was walking down the street when I saw a guy trying to grab an old lady’s handbag, so I ran over to help. We got it off her eventually. A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the dog up and starts swinging it around his head.Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Help”