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Joke of the Day: Name the Man

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Thought of the Day: Bagpipes

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Bought a new muzzle for my pet duck the other day. Nothing fancy, but it fits the bill. My pet snake has just got a job with the Inland Revenue. He’s a Civil Serpent. The RSPCA have said I can’t keep my pet dolphin in the bath. Apparently, it’s not fit for porpoise. My friendContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Pets”

Thought of the Day: New Zealand

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Quote of the Day: Infinity and Stupidity

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” Albert Einstein You’ve got to love this quote! Albert takes a comical swipe at man’s sanity and questions his own theories as a juxtaposition! Brilliant. With war, global warming, dictators, epidemics, and famines I make Albert right …. whatContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Infinity and Stupidity”

Thought of the Day: Milk

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Halloween Jokes

Why don’t ghosts like parties? They have nobody to dance with… A local farmer thought his chicken coop was haunted. He had to call the eggsocist. I think the ghost in the chicken coop was a poultrygheist. A local chap failed to pay the exorcist and ended up getting repossessed. I threw a ghostly boomerangContinue reading “Halloween Jokes”

Quote of the Day: More on Hope

“Hope is a waking dream.” Aristotle To continue my recent theme on hope, today I go back to 4th Century Athens, and one of the great philosophers of all time, Aristotle. I like this quote as Aristotle somehow makes hope into an active emotion, taking it from the subconscious mind into the conscious and makingContinue reading “Quote of the Day: More on Hope”

Joke of the Day: Dinosaurs (Again!)

What did the one-eyed dinosaur say to his dog? Doyouthinkhesaurus, Rex? Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)

Thought of the Day: Alarm Clocks

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