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Joke of the Day: Pets
Bought a new muzzle for my pet duck the other day. Nothing fancy, but it fits the bill. My pet snake has just got a job with the Inland Revenue. He’s a Civil Serpent. The RSPCA have said I can’t keep my pet dolphin in the bath. Apparently, it’s not fit for porpoise. My friendContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Pets”
Halloween Jokes
Why don’t ghosts like parties? They have nobody to dance with… A local farmer thought his chicken coop was haunted. He had to call the eggsocist. I think the ghost in the chicken coop was a poultrygheist. A local chap failed to pay the exorcist and ended up getting repossessed. I threw a ghostly boomerangContinue reading “Halloween Jokes”
Dating Jokes
Dive into our witty collection of dating jokes—featuring funny one-liners and humorous takes on first dates, online matches, and romantic stumbles. Perfect for singles, couples, and anyone who enjoys a love‑tinged laugh!
Crime Jokes
Laugh your way through crime capers with our collection of crime jokes! From silly detective one-liners to pun-filled heist humor, these lighthearted quips are perfect for fans of true crime and comedy alike.
Clothing Jokes
Browse our curated collection of clothing jokes filled with stylish puns and fabric-inspired humor. Ideal for sewing fans, fashionistas, and anyone who loves a good wardrobe-related giggle!
Childish Jokes
Sometimes I tuck my knees up into my chest and lean forward. That’s just the way I roll. I was having an argument with my wife last night and she accused me of being childish. What does she know? She’s just a stinky poo face… Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his dessert? Because heContinue reading “Childish Jokes”
Car Jokes
It’s probably not safe for me to be driving my car right now. But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before. People laugh at my car because it’s ugly and green. But at least I avocado. I renewed my car insurance over the phone today, and as I was about to hang up theContinue reading “Car Jokes”
At Work Jokes
Welcome to our “At Work” jokes page, where we clock in with a dose of humor to lighten the daily grind! Whether you’re navigating the office cubicles, braving the bustling streets as a delivery driver, or managing the chaos of a busy restaurant kitchen, work is a universal experience filled with moments both mundane and memorable. Our collection of jokes celebrates the ups and downs of the workplace, from hilarious office mishaps to relatable interactions with colleagues and customers. Whether you’re in need of a midday pick-me-up or simply looking to share a laugh with coworkers, we invite you to kick back, take a break from the spreadsheets and meetings, and enjoy a well-deserved chuckle as we explore the lighter side of “At Work” humor. So grab your coffee mug, settle into your desk chair, and let the laughter commence!
Astronomy Jokes
My wife’s leaving me because she thinks I’m obsessed with astronomy. What planet is she on? I asked the children at school what they knew about the astronomer Galileo… According to one lad..… ‘He was just a poor boy from a poor family’..… Orions Belt is a big ‘waist of space’… Sorry, very average pun,Continue reading “Astronomy Jokes”
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