Why shouldn’t you shake hands with Tigger? Because he plays with Pooh. My Mum’s sister keeps taking the law into her own hands… She’s a vigilauntie. I recently went to a seance hosted by Neil Diamond… Hands, touching hands, reaching out… 6.30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down. I’m glad I knowContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Hands”
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Joke of the Day: Pub
My mate works in a pub and likes to dress up as Mother Theresa. It’s the best fancy dress costume I’ve ever seen, bar nun. The bartender told me they are about to start Happy Hour. So he asked me to leave. Just moved to a really rough area, I went to the local pubContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Pub”
Joke of the Day: Negative
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He would stop at nothing to avoid them. I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, thereContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Negative”
Joke of the Day: Tax
Why are Sherlock Holmes’ taxes so low? Because he’s a master of deduction. Why does Santa spend January filling in his tax return? Because he’s elf employed. If I had £1 for every time I looked on the negative side of things, I’d have a huge tax bill. My local tax office is a lovelyContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Tax”
Bees and Wasps Jokes
Explore a collection of bee and wasp jokes that will have you buzzing with laughter. From witty puns to clever one-liners, these jokes are perfect for adding a touch of humor to your day.
Countries Jokes
Take a fun journey through geography with our collection of country jokes! From punny takes on nation names to lighthearted cultural wordplay, these jokes are perfect for sparking laughs and breaking the ice anytime, anywhere.
Joke of the Day: Tongue Twister
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Bath Jokes
Explore our collection of bath jokes that are sure to make a splash. From witty one-liners to clever puns, these jokes are perfect for adding a touch of humor to your bath time.
Christmas Countdown Post: Revised List
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Joke of the Day: Magic
I knew I was destined to be a psychologist not a magician when I pulled a habit out of a rat. I come from a family of entertainers, my dad was a failed magician. I’ve also got two half-sisters. I’ve started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basilContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Magic”
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