On 18 December 1865, London clerk George Wheeler pleaded guilty to embezzlement at the Old Bailey. Sentenced to penal servitude, he passed through Newgate, Pentonville and Portland prisons before his release in 1869. His story reveals the realities of Victorian imprisonment beyond the courtroom.
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Quote of the Day: Holiday Eve
Today’s Quote of the Day from The Sage reflects on the quiet relief of finishing work for the holidays: “The best part of finishing for the holidays is discovering your shoulders were carrying the year.” A thoughtful reminder of how much we hold without noticing — and how important it is to finally let it go.
Advice of the Day: Emotional Awareness
The Sage offers dangerously honest advice: when someone is crying, ask if it’s because of their haircut. A hilariously awkward “Advice of the Day” about empathy, timing, and bad trims.
This Day in History: 11 December 1765 — Catherine Wilks and the Printed Cotton
On 11 December 1765, Catherine Wilks was tried at the Old Bailey for stealing printed cotton from a London shop. Found guilty of grand larceny, she faced transportation, the common punishment for such thefts. Her case reveals the risks and realities of women navigating 18th-century London’s commercial world.
Quote of the Day: Poetry Stitched in Silk
Today’s Quote of the Day from The Sage explores the secret purpose of lingerie: “The wise know this: lingerie is never really bought for the drawer it sleeps in.” A warm, gently humorous reflection on confidence, affection, and the emotional meaning behind the small, beautiful things we choose for ourselves and others.
Advice of the Day: Sparks of Suspicion
The Sage offers shocking wisdom: never trust an electrician with no eyebrows. A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about safety, sparks, and suspicious grooming.
This Day in History: 9 December 1789 — The Case of the Missing Goods
On 9 December 1789, Thomas Davis was tried at the Old Bailey for simple larceny. The evidence failed to convince the jury, and he was found Not Guilty. This retelling highlights how even in Georgian London’s strict justice system, doubt could still outweigh suspicion.
Quote of the Day: Fridge Light
Today’s Quote of the Day from The Sage offers a humorous take on dieting: “Most diets fail because the fridge is closer than enlightenment.” A witty reflection on willpower, temptation, and why self-improvement often struggles against the irresistible convenience of the kitchen. A lighthearted reminder to show ourselves patience — and perhaps close the fridge door.
Advice of the Day: Workplace Worship
The Sage shares a divine solution for workplace napping: if you’re caught sleeping, just wake up and say, “In Jesus’ name, Amen!” A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about survival, creativity, and improvised holiness.
Quote of the Day: Dining Out
Today’s Quote of the Day from The Sage highlights the true value of eating out: “The bill is forgotten by morning. The company is remembered for years.” A warm and humorous reminder that meals shared with friends are worth far more than their cost, and that good company outlasts every receipt.
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