The problem with sex in the movies is the popcorn usually spills. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. I went to the doctor because every time I opened my eyes, I vomited everywhere. He looked me over and said it was the worstContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Wednesday’s bottomless bucket of jokes”
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Advice of the Day: Sustenance
Always drink upstream from the herd. The metaphor “Always drink upstream from the herd” means that it is better to take preventative measures and avoid potential problems before they happen. The metaphor originates from the practice of cowboys and ranchers who would herd cattle across rivers or streams. The metaphor suggests that one should alwaysContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Sustenance”
This Day in History: May 3rd
Here are 10 interesting events that happened on May 3rd throughout history: Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)
Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tirade of trifles …
I’ve just been to a pub called “The Old Fiddle”. I wouldn’t go there again though, it was a vile inn… The first rule of ‘Cliff Richard Club’ is that we don’t talk anymore about ‘Cliff Richard Club’… Puns about ‘Riverdance’? I flatley refuse to post them. Police have arrested a man allegedly caught stealingContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tirade of trifles …”
This Day in History: May 2nd
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Thought of the Day: Worms
All worms are earth worms. While it is true that all worms found on Earth come from planet Earth, it is not accurate to say that all worms are earthworms. The term “earthworm” specifically refers to a type of worm that belongs to the family Lumbricidae, as I mentioned earlier. Other types of worms, suchContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Worms”
Quote of the Day: Knowledge
Not to know is bad; not to wish to know is worse. The quote “Not to know is bad; not to wish to know is worse” suggests that ignorance is not as bad as apathy towards knowledge. It implies that not knowing something is not a problem in itself because we all have limits toContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Knowledge”
Joke of the Day: Monday’s pungent packet of puns
If you say the word ‘gullible’ very, very, VERY slowly. It sounds like orange. Was driving down the motorway yesterday in a hearse. Police pulled me over for undertaking. I spent ages trying to cross a busy road… A passer-by said, “There’s a pelican crossing up the road”. I replied “I hope he’s having betterContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Monday’s pungent packet of puns”
Advice of the Day: Circumspection
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. You should never corner something that you know is meaner than you because it will likely react aggressively to defend itself. When an animal or a person feels trapped and threatened, they may lash out and attack as a form of self-preservation. This canContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Circumspection”
The Sage and the Pub
In the pub, there sat a Sage,With wisdom that surpassed his age.He sipped his beer, a pint so cold,As tales of old he deftly told. His beard was long, his eyes were kind,And in his voice, a wisdom shined.He spoke of life, of love, of pain,And how to find peace in one’s brain. His wordsContinue reading “The Sage and the Pub”
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