The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles the delicate subject of picking your nose in public with bold, counter-intuitive confidence. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide turns social embarrassment into a display of authority, resulting in awkward yet strangely effective behaviour.
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Quote of the Day: Living Liberally
In today’s Quote of the Day, The Sage reflects on storytelling and experience. Adventures lose their magic when over-explained, reminding us to live fully and share sparingly. A thoughtful meditation on memory, meaning, and why some of life’s richest moments are best preserved rather than endlessly retold
This Day in History – 31 March 1909
In 1909, the North-Eastern Dairy Company was exposed for selling adulterated milk and coaching witnesses to lie in court. This Old Bailey case reveals a conspiracy of fraud and perjury, where everyday food was tampered with and justice itself nearly undermined by false testimony.
Quote of the Day: Measuring Your Worth
In today’s Quote of the Day, The Sage reflects on social approval and independence. Measuring your worth by the regard of a clique can limit your freedom and shape your identity. A thoughtful reminder to value principles over popularity and to avoid becoming controlled by the opinions of a small group.
Advice of the Day: Choosing a Ringtone
The Wise Sage returns with another hilariously reckless “Advice of the Day.” This time he tackles choosing a ringtone with bold, counter-intuitive wisdom. In true Viz Top Tips style, this guide suggests using embarrassment as motivation to answer calls quickly, resulting in awkward, noisy, and highly effective phone habits.
This Day in History – 28 March 1853
In 1853, Thomas Rolls attacked Charlotte Carter with a razor in Stratford after their relationship ended. This Old Bailey case reveals a brutal attempted murder, a desperate struggle for survival, and a narrow escape from death in Victorian London, where domestic violence turned suddenly and violently life-threatening.
Boyfriend Jokes
A collection of funny boyfriend jokes featuring classic relationship humour, witty one-liners, and widely shared punchlines. These jokes capture the lighter side of romance, misunderstandings, and everyday couple dynamics, making them perfect for anyone who enjoys clean, relatable relationship comedy.
Construction Jokes
A collection of classic construction jokes featuring builders, tools, and life on site. Packed with familiar humour and clean punchlines, these jokes are perfect for anyone who enjoys light-hearted takes on construction work and the everyday challenges of building things properly.
Food Jokes
A collection of classic food jokes featuring well-known humour about cooking, ingredients, and everyday meals. Packed with familiar punchlines and clean comedy, these jokes are perfect for anyone who enjoys light-hearted humour about food and the fun side of eating.
Computer Jokes
A collection of classic computer jokes featuring tech humour, programming gags, and everyday digital frustrations. Packed with familiar punchlines and widely recognised jokes, this page is perfect for anyone who enjoys light-hearted humour about computers, coding, and modern technology.
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