Please remember, for every Rich Tea biscuit, there are currently thousands of tea biscuits living in poverty… My wife and I met on a website for dolphin impersonators. We clicked straight away. If you don’t sniff the air and go ‘Ooh – someone’s having a barbecue!’, are you even British?! Doctor: Your DNA is backwards.Continue reading “Some Jokes for Tuesday.”
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Monday Jokes
I spent hours trying to remember what the opposite of “night” was. But, in the end, I just had to call it a day. Ladies, if there’s a man who remembers your birthday, knows what you enjoy and understands your friends and family… It’s Mark Zuckerberg. I often wonder if the guy who came upContinue reading “Monday Jokes”
Friday Jokes
Someone told me to try horse manure on my rhubarb. I have to say, I still prefer custard… New idea : invisible aircraft I can’t see that taking off… Some small aquatic mammals have escaped from the Zoo… Otter chaos… Studies have shown that cows will produce more milk when the farmer talks to them…Continue reading “Friday Jokes”
Metaphor – The horse in the field
A metaphor about the past not equaling the future Are we ruled by self-limiting beliefs? What are they and do we even remember how we got them?
Philosophy Essay – Of Liberty and Law
Why do we have speed limits, and why do we have speed cameras? Can we choose which laws we follow, and if everybody breaks the law does that make it alright? An essay on the pandemic and covid rules.
Metaphor – The first day at school
A metaphor about self-fulfilling prohecy How we talk to ourselves, our inner child, effects our emotions and outcomes.
Here’s some jokes ….
I’m in so much debt, I can’t afford to pay my electric bill. These are the darkest days of my life. If the number 666 is considered evil… Is 25.8069758 the root of all evil? But I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. IContinue reading “Here’s some jokes ….”
Some Jokes for Monday.
I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it’s terminal. I said to my boss, “Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?” He said, “It’s May.” I said, “Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?” Just ordered a takeaway from the local Chinese. IContinue reading “Some Jokes for Monday.”
Friday’s Jokes.
My granddad asked me how to print on his computer. I told him it’s Ctrl-P. He said he hasn’t been able to do that for ages. So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means!? It’s not the end of the world! Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers. IContinue reading “Friday’s Jokes.”
Jokes of the day.
Farmers are leaving Facebook in droves. Every time they put down a post. Somebody takes a fence. I couldn’t sleep last night so I read a dictionary By 03:00 I was past caring. My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met. I’m not buying it. I once dated a girl who had aContinue reading “Jokes of the day.”
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