Joke of the Day: Thursday’s truckload of titters ….

I’m tired of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later. What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer! What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind. A magician was driving down theContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Thursday’s truckload of titters ….”

Advice of the Day: Ploughing

Life is simpler when you plough around the stump. The saying “Life is simpler when you plough around the stump” is a metaphor that means it is easier to avoid an obstacle than to confront it directly. The metaphor is derived from the practice of plowing a field with a team of horses, where stumpsContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Ploughing”

The 10 best Baby Quotes of all time?

Here my ten favourite quotes on babies: 1. “A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.” – Carl Sandburg2. “Babies are such a nice way to start people.” – Don Herold3. “A baby is born with a need to be loved – and never outgrows it.” – Frank A. Clark4. “A babyContinue reading “The 10 best Baby Quotes of all time?”

Thought of the Day: Murder

Left handed people are less likely to get away with murder. Oh, but it is not true that left-handed people are less likely to get away with murder! There is no scientific evidence to support the idea that left-handed people are more likely to commit crimes or be caught for them. In fact, handedness hasContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Murder”