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Advice of the Day: Sex
Don’t have sex after chopping jalapenos. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)
Joke of the Day: Magic
I knew I was destined to be a psychologist, not a magician when I pulled a habit out of a rat. I come from a family of entertainers, my dad was a failed magician. I’ve also got two half-sisters I’ve started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basilContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Magic”
Thought of the Day: Earthquakes
If there was an earthquake on another planet is it still an earthquake? Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)
Advice of the Day: Defence
If any guy tries to hurt you, tell him you have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks inContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Defence”
Quote of the Day: Rainbow
“Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.“ Maya Angelou Marguerite Annie Johnson was an American memoirist, popular poet, and civil rights activist. This is a joyful and positive quote that reminds us that no matter how deep the depression is around us (in others and ourselves), we can still be the light to liftContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Rainbow”
Eye Jokes
Discover a panoply of eye jokes filled with clever puns and sight‑inspired one‑liners. From doctor dilemmas to wordplay about corneas and pupils, this collection brings humour into every glance—perfect for visionaries with a sense of humour.
Thought of the Day: Cheese
Cheese is just a loaf of milk. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)
Advice of the Day: Know your limits!
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)
Education Jokes
Brighten your day with our collection of education jokes—featuring clever puns about teachers, school life, and student dilemmas. Ideal for classroom fun, parent-teacher moments, or just a study break laugh.
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