I went to the doctors wearing creased clothes. He says I have an iron deficiency… My wrist hurts every night at 8:50pm. My doctor says I have a case of ten-to-ninetis. My mate Dave was obsessed with cough drops. He ended up in a menthol institution. Anyone remember the chiropractor joke I put on hereContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Medical”
Category Archives: Humour
Joke of the Day: Bananas
Explore a delightful collection of banana jokes that are sure to brighten your day. From witty one-liners to playful puns, these jokes are perfect for fruit enthusiasts and comedy lovers alike.
Coffee Jokes
Wake up with a chuckle! Enjoy a delightful collection of coffee jokes—from witty bean puns to espresso one-liners—perfect for coffee lovers and anyone craving a morning smile.
Joke of the Day: Animals
Welcome to our animal jokes page, where we celebrate the wild, the domestic, and everything in between with a menagerie of laughter! From the majestic lion to the humble house cat, from the soaring eagle to the waddling penguin, animals bring joy, wonder, and plenty of comedic moments into our lives. Whether you’re a zoologist, a pet lover, or simply someone who enjoys a good animal pun, our collection of jokes is sure to tickle your funny bone and brighten your day. So sit back, relax, and prepare to roar with laughter as we explore the lighter side of the animal kingdom!
Joke of the Day: Technology
My granddad asked me how to print on his computer. I told him it’s Ctrl-P. He said he hasn’t been able to do that for ages. I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector last night. The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Technology”
Joke of the Day: Supernatural
A wizard asked me to proofread one of his scrolls last week. Actually, it was more of a spell check. My house is being haunted by the ghost of a dead chicken. It’s a poultrygeist. I’ve just found out my wife is really a ghost. To be honest, I had my suspicions from the momentContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Supernatural”
Flower Jokes
Need a pick-me-up? Explore our vibrant collection of flower jokes, full of punny petals, bloom-filled one-liners, and whimsical wordplay. Perfect for brightening cards, messages, or just planting a smile in someone’s day.
Bird Jokes
Explore a delightful collection of bird jokes that will have you chirping with laughter. From witty one-liners to clever puns, these jokes are perfect for bird lovers and comedy enthusiasts alike.
Cow Jokes
Discover our hilarious collection of cow jokes—from cheesy puns about lactose and hooves to playful one‑liners that are pasture perfect. Ideal for kids, farm fans, and anyone in need of a giggle!
Joke of the Day: Windows
Why are the front of Apple Stores all windows? I spent 25 minutes waving to an old woman this morning… Then I realised she was cleaning her windows! My window cleaner passed away recently. Just made contact with him again using a squeegee board… Since the snow came all my wife has done is lookContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Windows”
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