The police suspected that my daughter accidentally burnt our house down. But it was arson. A lorry load of Brillo pads was stolen last night. Police are currently scouring the area… A lorry carrying onions has shed its load all over the M1. Police are advising motorists to find a hard shoulder to cry on.Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Police”
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Joke of the Day: Restaurants
Asked in a local restaurant how they prepare their chickens. Chap said, “We just tell them straight that they’re going to die”. I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager said: “Do you mind waiting a bit?” I said “No.” “Good” he said. “Take these drinks to table 7.” I had a meal lastContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Restaurants”
Joke of the Day: Dark
I’m in so much debt, I can’t afford to pay my electric bill. These are the darkest days of my life. I don’t like to talk about my years spent working as a cinema usher. I was in a dark place at the time. A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. An optimist sees light atContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Dark”
Joke of the Day: Hands
Why shouldn’t you shake hands with Tigger? Because he plays with Pooh. My Mum’s sister keeps taking the law into her own hands… She’s a vigilauntie. I recently went to a seance hosted by Neil Diamond… Hands, touching hands, reaching out… 6.30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down. I’m glad I knowContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Hands”
Baking Jokes
Welcome to our baking jokes page, where we rise to the occasion with a pinch of humor and a dash of flour! Baking is not just a culinary art; it’s a delightful journey of mixing, kneading, and creating delicious treats that warm the heart and tantalize the taste buds. Whether you’re a seasoned baker whipping up intricate pastries or a novice attempting your first batch of cookies, there’s no denying the joy and laughter that come with the baking experience. Our collection of jokes celebrates the sweet, savory, and sometimes silly moments in the kitchen, from baking mishaps to puns that’ll have you rolling in dough. So preheat your oven, dust off your apron, and get ready to share a laugh as we whisk you away into the delightful world of baking humor!
Joke of the Day: Pub
My mate works in a pub and likes to dress up as Mother Theresa. It’s the best fancy dress costume I’ve ever seen, bar nun. The bartender told me they are about to start Happy Hour. So he asked me to leave. Just moved to a really rough area, I went to the local pubContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Pub”
Joke of the Day: Negative
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He would stop at nothing to avoid them. I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, thereContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Negative”
Joke of the Day: Tax
Why are Sherlock Holmes’ taxes so low? Because he’s a master of deduction. Why does Santa spend January filling in his tax return? Because he’s elf employed. If I had £1 for every time I looked on the negative side of things, I’d have a huge tax bill. My local tax office is a lovelyContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Tax”
Bees and Wasps Jokes
Explore a collection of bee and wasp jokes that will have you buzzing with laughter. From witty puns to clever one-liners, these jokes are perfect for adding a touch of humor to your day.
Countries Jokes
Take a fun journey through geography with our collection of country jokes! From punny takes on nation names to lighthearted cultural wordplay, these jokes are perfect for sparking laughs and breaking the ice anytime, anywhere.
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