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Joke of the Day: Name the Man

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Bought a new muzzle for my pet duck the other day. Nothing fancy, but it fits the bill. My pet snake has just got a job with the Inland Revenue. He’s a Civil Serpent. The RSPCA have said I can’t keep my pet dolphin in the bath. Apparently, it’s not fit for porpoise. My friendContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Pets”

Halloween Jokes

Why don’t ghosts like parties? They have nobody to dance with… A local farmer thought his chicken coop was haunted. He had to call the eggsocist. I think the ghost in the chicken coop was a poultrygheist. A local chap failed to pay the exorcist and ended up getting repossessed. I threw a ghostly boomerangContinue reading “Halloween Jokes”

Joke of the Day: Dinosaurs (Again!)

What did the one-eyed dinosaur say to his dog? Doyouthinkhesaurus, Rex? Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)

Dinosaur Jokes

Explore a wild and fun collection of dinosaur jokes full of prehistoric puns and comedic dino facts. Perfect for kids and dinosaur lovers, these humorous quips about T‑rex, Triceratops, and more are sure to bring a roar of laughter!

Joke of the Day: Names

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Joke of the Day: Hairdressers

I asked the hairdresser if she ever gave a henna rinse. She said “No, but I once gave a duck a bath” I just witnessed a fight between an auctioneer and a hairdresser… They were going at it hammer and tongs… My teenage daughter can’t decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or aContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Hairdressers”

Cheesy Pizza Jokes: Puns, One-liners, and Dough-lightful Humor

Pizza jokes bring joy and laughter like extra mozzarella. From cheesy puns to saucy one-liners, these jokes will leave you rolling in laughter. Whether it’s about pizza delivery, toppings, or the pizza itself, these jokes are sure to delight any pizza lover.

Joke of the Day: Manufacturing

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Dating Jokes

Dive into our witty collection of dating jokes—featuring funny one-liners and humorous takes on first dates, online matches, and romantic stumbles. Perfect for singles, couples, and anyone who enjoys a love‑tinged laugh!