Brighten up the birthday party with our collection of birthday jokes! Packed with clever puns and witty one-liners, these jokes are perfect for cards, speeches, or celebrating friends and family of all ages.
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Joke of the Day: Help
Last night I was walking down the street when I saw a guy trying to grab an old lady’s handbag, so I ran over to help. We got it off her eventually. A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the dog up and starts swinging it around his head.Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Help”
Joke of the Day: Magic
I knew I was destined to be a psychologist, not a magician when I pulled a habit out of a rat. I come from a family of entertainers, my dad was a failed magician. I’ve also got two half-sisters I’ve started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basilContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Magic”
Eye Jokes
Discover a panoply of eye jokes filled with clever puns and sight‑inspired one‑liners. From doctor dilemmas to wordplay about corneas and pupils, this collection brings humour into every glance—perfect for visionaries with a sense of humour.
Education Jokes
Brighten your day with our collection of education jokes—featuring clever puns about teachers, school life, and student dilemmas. Ideal for classroom fun, parent-teacher moments, or just a study break laugh.
Joke of the Day: Therapy
Welcome to our therapy jokes page, where we bring a dose of laughter to the world of mental health and wellness! Therapy is an invaluable tool for personal growth and healing, but even in the midst of serious conversations, there’s always room for a little humor. Our collection of therapy jokes aims to lighten the mood, offering a playful take on the relatable experiences and insights that come with therapy. Whether you’re a therapist, a client, or someone who appreciates the quirks of the therapeutic process, our jokes are here to provide a cheerful break and a reminder that laughter can be a powerful form of self-care. So take a seat, relax, and get ready to chuckle as we explore the humorous side of therapy!
Eggs Jokes
Start your day with a smile using our egg-themed joke collection! Featuring yolk jokes, hen puns, and crack-up one-liners, these light-hearted quips are perfect for breakfast banter or adding a punny twist to any day.
Joke of the Day: Police
The police suspected that my daughter accidentally burnt our house down. But it was arson. A lorry load of Brillo pads was stolen last night. Police are currently scouring the area… A lorry carrying onions has shed its load all over the M1. Police are advising motorists to find a hard shoulder to cry on.Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Police”
Joke of the Day: Restaurants
Asked in a local restaurant how they prepare their chickens. Chap said, “We just tell them straight that they’re going to die”. I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager said: “Do you mind waiting a bit?” I said “No.” “Good” he said. “Take these drinks to table 7.” I had a meal lastContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Restaurants”
Joke of the Day: Dark
I’m in so much debt, I can’t afford to pay my electric bill. These are the darkest days of my life. I don’t like to talk about my years spent working as a cinema usher. I was in a dark place at the time. A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. An optimist sees light atContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Dark”
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