This Day in History: 14 November 1770 — The Silver Tankard Affair

On 14 November 1770, John Buckley was tried at the Old Bailey for stealing a silver tankard from a London public house. Caught with it hidden under his coat, he was convicted and sentenced to seven years’ transportation. This retelling explores tavern culture, theft, and Georgian justice.

This Day in History: 13 November 1784 — The Copper Heist in the Night

On the night of 13 November 1784, James Thomas broke into John Parleyman’s London home and stole eighty pounds of copper in a hempen sack. Tried at the Old Bailey in December, he was convicted and transported for seven years. This retelling shows how one night’s burglary became a journey to Australia.

Quote of the Day: Silent Wisdom

In today’s Quote of the Day, The Sage reflects on the quiet art of restraint: “Half of wisdom is learning when not to say ‘I told you so.’” A warm, humorous reminder that true insight often lies in choosing peace over pride, and kindness over the pleasure of being right.

Advice of the Day: Portable Sunlight

The Sage offers a bright idea for dark times: take a photo of the sun and use it as a torch. A hilariously misguided “Advice of the Day” celebrating creativity over common sense.

This Day in History: 11 November 1794 — The Tale of the Pewter Pots

On 11 November 1794, John Webb stood trial at the Old Bailey for stealing pewter pots from a London innkeeper. Convicted and sentenced to seven years’ transportation, his story reveals how small acts of tavern theft could send Georgian Londoners halfway across the world.

Quote of the Day: Silence

In today’s Quote of the Day, The Sage reflects on our uneasy relationship with quiet: “The problem with silence is that most people only notice it when it’s gone.” A thoughtful, humorous reminder to appreciate stillness before it’s lost amid the constant noise of modern life.

Advice of the Day: Bath-Night Spaghetti

The Sage serves up his sauciest wisdom yet: why spaghetti should only be eaten on bath nights. A gloriously messy “Advice of the Day” celebrating hygiene, logic, and tomato-based foresight.

Advice of the Day: Trust Dogs

The Sage reminds us that dogs are the truest judges of character. A funny and wise “Advice of the Day” celebrating canine intuition, trust, and the occasional suspicious sniff.

Advice of the Day: The Art of Blame

The Sage reveals the secret to stress-free wrongdoing: never do anything bad alone. A witty “Advice of the Day” on the ancient art of blame-shifting and self-preservation

Quote of the Day: A Clear Conscience

In today’s Quote of the Day, The Sage offers a wry take on self-forgiveness: “A clear conscience is usually the result of a bad memory.” A humorous yet compassionate reflection on how forgetfulness often helps us live with ourselves — and why a spotless conscience may not be proof of virtue.