I’m about to have a cup of dangerous coffee. Safe tea first though. I just read that Rod Stewart has five drinks of tea a day, all of varying sizes. The first cup is the deepest… My Dad used to say “Take everything with a pinch of salt”. Lovely man, made terrible tea though… JustContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Tea and Coffee”
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Advice of the Day: Spaghetti
Only give the kids spaghetti on bath nights. Here are some interesting facts about spaghetti: Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)
Quote of the Day: Life
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” Oscar Wilde Oscar Wilde was an Irish playwright, novelist, poet, and essayist of the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He is best known for his comedic plays, such as “The Importance of Being Earnest,” as well as for hisContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Life”
The Sage and the Snowman
A wise old Sage, with hair of grey,Once met a snowman on a winter’s day.With twinkling eyes and a smile so kind,He asked the snowman, “What’s on your mind?” The snowman said, “I’m feeling cold,And my nose is looking rather old.I wish that I could be like you,Warm and wise, and full of virtue.” TheContinue reading “The Sage and the Snowman”
Thought of the Day: Time Travel
If time travel was invented, does that mean it’s always existed? This thought depends on one’s perspective and the specific model of time travel being considered. Some theories of physics, such as the Novikov self-consistency principle and the grandfather paradox, suggest that the ability to travel through time would imply the existence of a self-consistent,Continue reading “Thought of the Day: Time Travel”
The Sage and the Aeroplane
The wise old Sage, a master of the skies,Flew in his plane with a twinkle in his eyes.With a steady hand and a heart full of grace,He soared above the clouds, a sight to embrace. Through the winds and storms, he flew with ease,Guided by the stars and the gentle breeze.His wisdom and knowledge, asContinue reading “The Sage and the Aeroplane”
Joke of the Day: Flies
Bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. Sprayed it all over myself, and I still can’t fly. What if the fly on the wall told the elephant in the room about the skeleton in the cupboard…? What do you call a fly with no wings? Still a fly. The irony is unfortunate,Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Flies”
Quote of the Day: Happy Life & Death
“As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.” Leonardo da Vinci Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519) was an Italian polymath, artist, and scientist. He is widely considered one of the most important figures in the history of art and science. He is best known for his paintings such asContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Happy Life & Death”
The Sage and the Orchestra
With a wave of his hand, The Sage beganAn orchestra at his commandEach note in harmony, each sound so grandHis wisdom and skill, truly a wonder to behold With a nod of his head, the violins playedTheir melodies, soft and sweet, never to fadeThe cellos, so rich, the basses, so boldThe Sage led them all,Continue reading “The Sage and the Orchestra”
Thought of the Day: You are in a special club!
Out of every person to ever live only 7% are alive right now. The exact percentage of people who are alive at any given time compared to the total number of people who have ever lived is difficult to determine, as it depends on a number of factors such as population growth rates and lifeContinue reading “Thought of the Day: You are in a special club!”
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