The police suspected that my daughter accidentally burnt our house down. But it was arson. A lorry load of Brillo pads was stolen last night. Police are currently scouring the area… A lorry carrying onions has shed its load all over the M1. Police are advising motorists to find a hard shoulder to cry on.Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Police”
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Thought of the Day: Fish
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Joke of the Day: Restaurants
Asked in a local restaurant how they prepare their chickens. Chap said, “We just tell them straight that they’re going to die”. I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager said: “Do you mind waiting a bit?” I said “No.” “Good” he said. “Take these drinks to table 7.” I had a meal lastContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Restaurants”
Thought of the Day: Hot Dog
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Quote of the Day: Wisdom
“Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.” Plato Plato was a 4th Century BC greek philosopher who had a long life, thought to have died at about the age of 80. He was a prolific writer and this site could be more than filled with hisContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Wisdom”
Joke of the Day: Dark
I’m in so much debt, I can’t afford to pay my electric bill. These are the darkest days of my life. I don’t like to talk about my years spent working as a cinema usher. I was in a dark place at the time. A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. An optimist sees light atContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Dark”
Thought of the Day: Poison
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Joke of the Day: Hands
Why shouldn’t you shake hands with Tigger? Because he plays with Pooh. My Mum’s sister keeps taking the law into her own hands… She’s a vigilauntie. I recently went to a seance hosted by Neil Diamond… Hands, touching hands, reaching out… 6.30 is the best time on a clock. Hands down. I’m glad I knowContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Hands”
Thought of the Day: Sunday
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Baking Jokes
Welcome to our baking jokes page, where we rise to the occasion with a pinch of humor and a dash of flour! Baking is not just a culinary art; it’s a delightful journey of mixing, kneading, and creating delicious treats that warm the heart and tantalize the taste buds. Whether you’re a seasoned baker whipping up intricate pastries or a novice attempting your first batch of cookies, there’s no denying the joy and laughter that come with the baking experience. Our collection of jokes celebrates the sweet, savory, and sometimes silly moments in the kitchen, from baking mishaps to puns that’ll have you rolling in dough. So preheat your oven, dust off your apron, and get ready to share a laugh as we whisk you away into the delightful world of baking humor!
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