If there was an earthquake on another planet is it still an earthquake? Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)
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Advice of the Day: Defence
If any guy tries to hurt you, tell him you have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks inContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Defence”
Quote of the Day: Rainbow
“Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.“ Maya Angelou Marguerite Annie Johnson was an American memoirist, popular poet, and civil rights activist. This is a joyful and positive quote that reminds us that no matter how deep the depression is around us (in others and ourselves), we can still be the light to liftContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Rainbow”
Eye Jokes
Discover a panoply of eye jokes filled with clever puns and sight‑inspired one‑liners. From doctor dilemmas to wordplay about corneas and pupils, this collection brings humour into every glance—perfect for visionaries with a sense of humour.
Thought of the Day: Cheese
Cheese is just a loaf of milk. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)
Advice of the Day: Know your limits!
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)
Education Jokes
Brighten your day with our collection of education jokes—featuring clever puns about teachers, school life, and student dilemmas. Ideal for classroom fun, parent-teacher moments, or just a study break laugh.
Thought of the Day: Alcohol
When you drink alcohol, the alcohol is getting drunk too. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)
Advice of the Day: Blame
If you do something bad, make sure there’s someone else around to blame. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)
Quote of the Day: Wasting Time
“Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.” Marthe Troly-Curtin Marthe Troly-Curtin was a 20th Century author who is best remembered for the Phrynette novels. This quote turns the common thought about time wasting on its head! As I write this, it is the holiday season for most people. The perfect time to spend timeContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Wasting Time”
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