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Advice of the Day: Chickens

Only chickens accomplish something by sitting on their butts. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)

Quote of the Day: Age

“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” C.S. Lewis Clive Staples Lewis was a 20th Century British author and Anglican lay theologian best known for his series of books “The Chronicles of Narnia”. Many of us will start 2023 with a New Year’s Resolution or two, onlyContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Age”

Joke of the Day: Help

Last night I was walking down the street when I saw a guy trying to grab an old lady’s handbag, so I ran over to help. We got it off her eventually. A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the dog up and starts swinging it around his head.Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Help”

Thought of the Day: Skiing

All skiing is water skiing. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)

Advice of the Day: Forgiveness

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)

Quote of the Day: Responsibility

“The price of greatness is responsibility.” Winston Churchill Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill[a] served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom twice, from 1940 to 1945 during the Second World War, and again from 1951 to 1955. This quote is a reminder to all in power that leadership (especially of a community or country) isContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Responsibility”

Joke of the Day: Hair

Our Hair Jokes section is dedicated to bringing you a daily dose of laughter with a collection of the funniest, quirkiest, and most pun-tastic jokes about hair. Whether you’re a hair enthusiast, a stylist, or just someone who loves a good laugh, you’ll find a variety of jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone and give you a reason to smile. From bad hair days to salon mishaps, we’ve got the humor to keep your spirits high and your hair looking fabulous! Dive in and enjoy the lighter side of hair care with The Sage Page!

Thought of the Day: Lobsters

Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)

Advice of the Day: Sex

Don’t have sex after chopping jalapenos. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)

Joke of the Day: Magic

I knew I was destined to be a psychologist, not a magician when I pulled a habit out of a rat. I come from a family of entertainers, my dad was a failed magician. I’ve also got two half-sisters I’ve started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basilContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Magic”