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Bird Jokes
Explore a delightful collection of bird jokes that will have you chirping with laughter. From witty one-liners to clever puns, these jokes are perfect for bird lovers and comedy enthusiasts alike.
Cow Jokes
Discover our hilarious collection of cow jokes—from cheesy puns about lactose and hooves to playful one‑liners that are pasture perfect. Ideal for kids, farm fans, and anyone in need of a giggle!
Joke of the Day: Windows
Why are the front of Apple Stores all windows? I spent 25 minutes waving to an old woman this morning… Then I realised she was cleaning her windows! My window cleaner passed away recently. Just made contact with him again using a squeegee board… Since the snow came all my wife has done is lookContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Windows”
Joke of the Day: Pigs
If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled? With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Police raided Kermit’s lily pad and found 100s of nude pictures of Miss Piggy. They said it was the worst case of frogs porn ever seen. A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet. I’m goingContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Pigs”
Joke of the Day: Science
Me: “Excuse me, are these ‘genetically modified’ carrots?” Grocer: “No, why do you ask?” Carrot: “Yeah, why do you ask?”. I collected a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias. The results were exactly as I expected. Why was the chemist arrested? He threw sodium chloride at his girlfriend. That’s a salt. Last nightContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Science”
Joke of the Day: Fish
Brighten your day with our ocean‑full of fish jokes! Featuring fin‑spired one‑liners and aquatic wordplay—from puns about scales to punchlines about schools—this fun collection appeals to fish lovers and pun enthusiasts alike.
Joke of the Day: Numbers
If the number 666 is considered evil… Is 25.8069758 the root of all evil? At an interview.. First question: “Describe yourself in 3 words”, Me: “Not very good with numbers” Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I’m easily lead. Did you hear aboutContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Numbers”
Joke of the Day: Toilet Paper
During the recent toilet paper shortage, I had to resort to using a calendar to wipe with… I’m glad those days are behind me now. In our house, we always fight over the right way round to hang the toilet paper, so my therapist suggested we try the other person’s way for a week. YouContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Toilet Paper”
Joke of the Day: The Ocean
How deep would the ocean be without sponges? I spent the morning down at the beach feeding cannabis-laced brownies to the seabirds. No tern was left unstoned. She sells sea shells by the sea shore… Surely that’s the worst possible place to try and sell shells?! Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because ifContinue reading “Joke of the Day: The Ocean”
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