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The Sage and the Jigsaw Puzzle
A wise old Sage with wrinkled faceSat quietly in his special placeWith puzzle pieces spread all aroundHe made not a single sound He worked with care, piece by pieceHis wisdom on full display, at leastHe knew just where each one belongedWith patience and skill, he never wronged As the puzzle began to take shapeA senseContinue reading “The Sage and the Jigsaw Puzzle”
Joke of the Day: Crosswords
I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can’t remember his name, it’s P something T something R. If you see someone doing a crossword today, lean over and say 7up is lemonade. My teacher always said, “violence is never the answer”. I’m stuck on the last clue on a £1000 prize crossword. 26Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Crosswords”
Quote of the Day: Mistakes
“A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.” Albert Einstein Albert Einstein was a German-born theoretical physicist who developed the theory of relativity and is widely regarded as one of the most influential scientists of the 20th century. He was also a philosopher and humanist whose work had a major impact onContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Mistakes”
Advice of the Day: Time Saving
There is never enough time in the morning. Try to combine brushing your teeth with your breakfast. The first toothbrush is believed to have been invented by the Chinese in 1498. It was a brush made of hog hair attached to a handle. According to the American Dental Association, the average person in the UnitedContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Time Saving”
Thought of the Day: Ketchup
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? Ketchup is believed to have originated in China in the 17th century. It was then brought to Europe, where it became popular in the 18th century. The modern form of ketchup was invented by Henry J. Heinz in 1876. It’s estimated that Americans consume aroundContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Ketchup”
The Sage and the Moon
A wise old Sage in a space craft,Headed for his lunar satellite,He looked up at the stars and laughed,His mission was to explore the night. His eyes lit up with a twinkle of joy,He’d leave the Earth and its noise,An adventure to the moon was his ploy,To find a place for his inner poise. He’dContinue reading “The Sage and the Moon”
Cheese Jokes
Dive into our hearty collection of cheese jokes—the perfect blend of sharp wit and creamy puns. Ideal for cheese lovers and comedy fans alike, these dairy-inspired jokes are sure to make you smile.
Thought of the Day: Colours
Despite all the colours depicted on screens there are only three coloured pixels. It is true that screens are made up of only three colored pixels (red, green, and blue). However, these three colors can be combined in various proportions to produce millions of different colors. There is no exact answer to the question ofContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Colours”
The Sage and the Dodgem Car
A wise old Sage, with wrinkles deepRode in a dodgem car, with wheels to keepIn a fairground bright, with sights to seeHe navigated, with mastery With every turn, his wisdom shoneAnd tales of old, and times now goneOf life’s twists and turns,Of lessons that one must earn The dodgem car, his trusty rideWhizzing round, withContinue reading “The Sage and the Dodgem Car”
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