Set sail on a tide of humor with our handpicked boat jokes! Featuring nautical one-liners, witty puns, and maritime quips, this collection is perfect for sailors, boat enthusiasts, and anyone in need of smooth sailing laughter.
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Thought of the Day: Apple
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Quote of the Day: Life
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” Mae West Mary Jane West was born in 1893 and was an American stage and film actress, and sex symbol who had an entertainment career that last over 70 years. The message in this quote is simple: You only live once andContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Life”
Joke of the Day: Medical
I went to the doctors wearing creased clothes. He says I have an iron deficiency… My wrist hurts every night at 8:50pm. My doctor says I have a case of ten-to-ninetis. My mate Dave was obsessed with cough drops. He ended up in a menthol institution. Anyone remember the chiropractor joke I put on hereContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Medical”
Thought of the Day: Waiting
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Quote of the Day: Actions
“What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.” Ralph Waldo Emerson Ralph Waldo Emerson was a 19th-century American philosopher and poet who was seen as a champion of individualism. We perhaps know this quote better as “Actions speak louder than words” which can be traced back to a sermon deliveredContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Actions”
Joke of the Day: Bananas
Explore a delightful collection of banana jokes that are sure to brighten your day. From witty one-liners to playful puns, these jokes are perfect for fruit enthusiasts and comedy lovers alike.
Thought of the Day: Apple
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Quote of the Day: Be Yourself
“Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else.” Judy Garland Frances Ethel Gumm, who went by the stage name Judy Garland, was an American actress and singer best known for playing the part of Dorothy Gale in “The Wizard of Oz”. This quote is so powerful when itContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Be Yourself”
Coffee Jokes
Wake up with a chuckle! Enjoy a delightful collection of coffee jokes—from witty bean puns to espresso one-liners—perfect for coffee lovers and anyone craving a morning smile.
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