Thursday Funnies!

A coworker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him. He’s the new temp. Me: licking lips in anticipation I’m nervous. I’ve never done a bungee jump before. Instructor: don’t lick my lips again. My Himalayan friend has a cow that refuses to stand up. IContinue reading “Thursday Funnies!”

Friday Funnies!

I’m putting back together my band called ‘Bubble Wrap’. All we do is pop… I wasn’t expecting the pizza delivery guy to turn up tonight wearing a Gloria Gaynor face mask! At first I was afraid… During the recent toilet paper shortage I had to resort to using a calendar to wipe with… I’m gladContinue reading “Friday Funnies!”